This almost got away with no title.

Your Superhero Name is The Arch America
Your Superpower is Magic
Your Weakness is French People
Your Weapon is Your Star Rusty
Your Mode of Transportation is Llama

Indeed. 8D.

-Dead Star; Can't be bothered typing.

Omai GAWD..is buzeh hacking.

Srsly. He could go and stop wintery cold but no, he's busy chatting up chiuauas on iGod.
Purpose > God.

It's beand almost a monthk since I has posted.
So,
Now it's not, it's almost a minute.
Since I posted it.
But I'm still typing it.
So my statment is not yet valid.
And it will only be valid, for almost a minute.
I cannot win. ¬¬

K, so. I has many random things to say.
RAC men are mostly hobos in bright orange jackets.
Charlotte scares OAPs.
Ranting with HMV staff is fun.
Muse's HAARP live album owns.
The Wombats' 'A Guide to Love, Loss and Desperation' owns.
Colossus, the Numberwang robot, can be shut down by being shown a picture of a chicken.
I'm hard to take seriously.
Children's programmes are perverted.
Mr Tumble's a pervert.
Hills take a while to walk up.
Lucozade tablets make me hypahr.
Phone credit's too easy to spend.
Nepalese (or something) peoples make paper out of the Lakta (or something) plant.

And stuff. I don't know. XD.

Songwriting's been going cool. Except that my guitar likes untuning itself. And the E string's all AAAA. And I'm all, no, you're supposed to be EEEE and then everybody's like nomousenomouse.
Yeah.

Dancing lobsters and dinorawrs in top hats..dancing.
:D

-Falls asleep-

-Dead Star; afternote removed. There never was one. Ahah.

Technically. I can't use technically again ffor a title starter.

Because it just doesn't work two times in a too offten occourence or whatever the hell you'd call it.

:D

Technically. It's Mondai tomorrow.
Ojoyy...-Kicks Ffanta bottle over-

Yeah, I've decided to be Welshish with words with an 'f' in, and make it a doubahl. Because.
I can. :D

Anyway. Yeah, it's Mondai tomorrow, back to school, no'ffair, don't want to go back to school, XD.
I just.
Can be bothered. :D.
To sit there in RE and scrawl 'the Jesus of Suburbia is a lie' in my RE book, get wound up in Art and aim paintbrushes at my teacher, to end up in an Micro' excel rant in IT, to chisel Will Bawn's head down to size in Wood Tech, to blow up the school in Science and Ffood Tech,
Nah,
I just can't be bothered. XD.

Whenever I take my coat to school, it doesn't rain, and I have to cart it around with me all day, or fforget to put it in my locker, which ends up with me carting it around...>_o'...And iff I don't, it usually rains.
The weather. Hates. Me. XD.

AND I FFRICKIN' HATE IT BACK. :D. TRUUUUCCCCCEEEE.

XD.

Yeah, XD.

At least the sun's deciding to play a bit now. A bit. XD.

Need to remember to get in to school early tomorrow to hand in an envelope, aahh, means getting up earlier, aahhh, twitching armchairs are after me, ammmhhhh!

Iff you come across a sinister, snappingly-twitching armchair, then, I hope you have bread or Nik Nakz with you.
Ffor your own sake.
Seriously.
Buy a whole cat-ffull of canned breads.

Lolol, apparently. I'm an orange sapphire, a banananana (don't get me started again!), a to-be doctahr, and, and, a, question mark! Yaiy..? XD.

Mm.
Yes.
:D.

I'mma stop now.
Because.

OMFFG*. THE TWITCHING ARMCHAIRZ ARE ALL MOSES' DOING! AHAHHAA! NOW, NOW WE'VE ALL UNCOVERED YOU, YOU, YOU PAPER-CUTOUT OF A MOLE! AHHH!AGG!HHH!RRRR!

Rrr..
RRRRRRR...
RR...

I AM NOT A MAWNLOWER.

I. AM. NOT.

:D.

Haaaiiiii. XD.

-Dead Star; You wouldn't see this lass cutting grass ffor a living**.

* Lolol, XD.
** No, really, the green ffingers were ffrom my eyeshadow exploding. :D Really.

The Chronicles of Maow.

-Probably not part of any song.


Hai,
And,
Happeh Valentinez Dai. :D


Hmm, ranting at old peoples. Is like, kinda. Fun. XD.

I mean, they'll stop, right, RIGHT in the middle of the bluddy road and talk about nothing...Talk about the old days. XD.

When everything was so perfect,

That they had no bananas.

"HOW MUCH ARE THE CARROTS?
OH, THEY'VE GONE UP! BY A WHOLE PENNY!
OH MAI. BACK IN MY DAY...

WE DIDN'T HAVE CARROTS.

YOU HAD TO GROW YOUR OWN OR BE CANED.

BACK IN THE WAR DAYS,
NO BANANAS.
YOU SEE CHILDREN THESE DAYS?
NO RESPECT FOR BANANAS.
I AGREE WITH THAT GLEN STIFF ARMY.
SHE TELLS THEM ALL.
HOW TO SPELL IT."
[Enter old people choir that come out of nowhere here singing 'Hollerback Girl']


I mean, seriously.

Seriously.

XD.

SERIOUSLY. XD.

And then they'll give you a look that's all 'don't you give me a look like that, little 'un. Because, back in my day...'
And then they'll wander off.
XD.


Mmyes.
XD.


I am the sellotape girl.
-Lolls and holds up three rolls of sellotape, and she's missing one-

XD.

When peoples need teh sellotapes, they scream up the stairs for me. XD.


And, roboleg.

(Yes, this is roboleg)

Roboleg, has a blogspot (or, it's a blogspot titahl).

With amazing posts like:

A House
I was wallking to grandmas houe.
Thank god I was wallking to a house.
With water and a bed I can rest my head on house.
Thank god I have a house.

I'd have competition.
If the guy actually posted kinda more frequently. XD.

So, plumbers, didn't really stay long today. They dissapeared, thank god. Finally. XD.

-Enter flash video here of Alice's self owns-

The Chronicles of Maow.
They're only just beginning.


-Dead Star; rocking, not very close to a clock. I don't think.

Read all about it, read all about it; News of the World

- The Jam*; News of the World

Well, Mock the Week was on and I was like 'lolKaiserCheifs?' at the theme tune again, to be lectured that it's not teh Kaiser Cheifs, it's teh Jam.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6epLYey3N7A

Teh Jam is gewd**.

I'm tiahrd and fairly rantless.
So.
I'll spare you the torture. :D

-Dead Star; now got her little brother's laugh stuck in her head***.



* Yay for 1978 styahl post-punk. :D
** So are teh Kaizahr Cheivz.
*** It's a stupid laugh. XDXD.

The nighttime is a lifeline, the weekend is a Godsennddd.

-Maximo Park; Your Urge (again, XD)


So, I'mma here, blogposting once again.

OMG ACTUALLY SAW A SUNSET TODAY.

First one in, liek, ages? XD.


Pinkish skaihz and..hell, was there mist. XD. That, or my eyes have just officially died. I'm pretty sure there was mist. XDXD.


I'm blogging to get my way, nao. XD.

You are teh Tickahlmastahr, and you have to admit it, nao. :D. XDXD.


So, yes.

I don't liek plumbers. They make me get up early* in a morning so they can go throw some pieces of pipe around.

And destroy ALL THE SUGAR.

THEY'RE GETTING NO SUGAR,

NO SUGAR FOR STUPID PLUMBERS.

BECAUSE.

THEY'RE STUPID.

AND.

PLUMBER...ISH.

-Cough-

Yes. XD.

So.

Yes.

XD.


Mmh: Labels for this post:e.g. scooters, vacation, fall

I've gotta make it something around eggs, scooters, vacations and fall?

Umm...Don't drive around on a scooter with eggs on in vacations 'cos they'll fall?

Nao that.

Was terrible. :D.


If you laughed at that, I'm sorry. XDXD.


Mmheow.


Let's hit the town...With a chicken**.

And hide.

In.

A load of noodahlz.

:D


XD.

And: ALICE SELF-OWNED HERSELF, AGAIN. AFLIPPINGGAIN! But it's so good to screenshot. :D. XDXD.


Kthnxbai.



-Dead Star; sugarrushedandkindaexploding.



* I mean, NINE OF CLOCKS. NINE! NINENINENINE! IN TEH MORNING! NOOO! XD.

** ON A STICK.

Codify your utterence, communicate your needs; prepare your vocabulary...After ten days. XD.

-Maximo Park; Your Urge.

Haizlol.

Yeah, it's been ten whole days since I posted here, and, I thought, that's too long to have gone without a published ramble. XD.

So, yeah.

I've regained the ability to write sets of lyrics, ayaiy. XD. New songs I've written, recently, are (in no order, I think, XD):

* Confessions of a Notebook
* Metronome Philosophy
* Alpha-Beater
* Phases of the Moon (A Science lesson Overdue)
* City of the Space Pirates (or, part of it, Green Dai meets Cbeebies. XDXD.)
* The Unstockable (a Maximo Park parody of 'The Unshockable')
* Nomads
* Shrivelled Roses (Walk in the Park)
* Unseen
And a couple of others with no names. XD.

Some have a tune; a tune does include trying to play a guitar, right? XD.

http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/linkinpark290.shtml

:D:D:D:D

I posted it, and it's on the front page for Linkin Park parodies. Yayz, ^^.

So, all I've mainly been doing recently is songwriting. XD.

Had a French test yesterday, with no warning, and a Science test today, with yesterday as a warning. Tests hurt my neck. XDXD.

I'm hoping I've done alright. XD.

OfSTED have driven 'Haven School into absolute over...drive with target progress. It's hell, lol. Gotta have these stupid, unintelligable 'target trackers'* stuck everywhere that are just that really irritating centimetre or two to fit in your book, folder, or what the hell ever. XD.

http://shanalogic.com/ and http://www.kidpirate.com/ are great sites to shop indeh. Angel's buying everything, XD.
Yeah, and once again, 's mai fault for introducing the sites, but, hell! XD.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=27275

Something I've been trying like hell to beat and it's not worrrkinngggg. XD. It'll infuriate you if you try it, but it's still...fun? XD.

http://www.tarot.com/astrology/daily

Everyday horoscophz for peoples who like to follow that kindahr thing.

http://www.911tabs.com/

A massive guitar, bass, drums and keyboard tabbing and chords siet, you can find practically anything there.

/websitepickrant

I am listening to: Maximo Park - Our Earthly Pleasures; Green Day - American Idiot.
I blame for making me wear makeup: Alice. XDXD.

And, me and Blair have been together for four monthz, since Tuesdai, pankayk dai. ^^. Love you, (:.

Yeah. So.
Latahrz. XD.

-Dead Star; just blaming Alice for everything, if it's not already my fault. :D

*Target-lose-you-in-the-process-of-trying-to-track-ers, XD.