Your Superhero Name is The Arch America
Your Superpower is Magic
Your Weakness is French People
Your Weapon is Your Star Rusty
Your Mode of Transportation is Llama
Indeed. 8D.
-Dead Star; Can't be bothered typing.
Wednesday, 16 April 2008
Thursday, 27 March 2008
Omai GAWD..is buzeh hacking.
Srsly. He could go and stop wintery cold but no, he's busy chatting up chiuauas on iGod.
Purpose > God.
It's beand almost a monthk since I has posted.
So,
Now it's not, it's almost a minute.
Since I posted it.
But I'm still typing it.
So my statment is not yet valid.
And it will only be valid, for almost a minute.
I cannot win. ¬¬
K, so. I has many random things to say.
RAC men are mostly hobos in bright orange jackets.
Charlotte scares OAPs.
Ranting with HMV staff is fun.
Muse's HAARP live album owns.
The Wombats' 'A Guide to Love, Loss and Desperation' owns.
Colossus, the Numberwang robot, can be shut down by being shown a picture of a chicken.
I'm hard to take seriously.
Children's programmes are perverted.
Mr Tumble's a pervert.
Hills take a while to walk up.
Lucozade tablets make me hypahr.
Phone credit's too easy to spend.
Nepalese (or something) peoples make paper out of the Lakta (or something) plant.
And stuff. I don't know. XD.
Songwriting's been going cool. Except that my guitar likes untuning itself. And the E string's all AAAA. And I'm all, no, you're supposed to be EEEE and then everybody's like nomousenomouse.
Yeah.
Dancing lobsters and dinorawrs in top hats..dancing.
:D
-Falls asleep-
-Dead Star; afternote removed. There never was one. Ahah.
Purpose > God.
It's beand almost a monthk since I has posted.
So,
Now it's not, it's almost a minute.
Since I posted it.
But I'm still typing it.
So my statment is not yet valid.
And it will only be valid, for almost a minute.
I cannot win. ¬¬
K, so. I has many random things to say.
RAC men are mostly hobos in bright orange jackets.
Charlotte scares OAPs.
Ranting with HMV staff is fun.
Muse's HAARP live album owns.
The Wombats' 'A Guide to Love, Loss and Desperation' owns.
Colossus, the Numberwang robot, can be shut down by being shown a picture of a chicken.
I'm hard to take seriously.
Children's programmes are perverted.
Mr Tumble's a pervert.
Hills take a while to walk up.
Lucozade tablets make me hypahr.
Phone credit's too easy to spend.
Nepalese (or something) peoples make paper out of the Lakta (or something) plant.
And stuff. I don't know. XD.
Songwriting's been going cool. Except that my guitar likes untuning itself. And the E string's all AAAA. And I'm all, no, you're supposed to be EEEE and then everybody's like nomousenomouse.
Yeah.
Dancing lobsters and dinorawrs in top hats..dancing.
:D
-Falls asleep-
-Dead Star; afternote removed. There never was one. Ahah.
Sunday, 17 February 2008
Technically. I can't use technically again ffor a title starter.
Because it just doesn't work two times in a too offten occourence or whatever the hell you'd call it.
:D
Technically. It's Mondai tomorrow.
Ojoyy...-Kicks Ffanta bottle over-
Yeah, I've decided to be Welshish with words with an 'f' in, and make it a doubahl. Because.
I can. :D
Anyway. Yeah, it's Mondai tomorrow, back to school, no'ffair, don't want to go back to school, XD.
I just.
Can be bothered. :D.
To sit there in RE and scrawl 'the Jesus of Suburbia is a lie' in my RE book, get wound up in Art and aim paintbrushes at my teacher, to end up in an Micro' excel rant in IT, to chisel Will Bawn's head down to size in Wood Tech, to blow up the school in Science and Ffood Tech,
Nah,
I just can't be bothered. XD.
Whenever I take my coat to school, it doesn't rain, and I have to cart it around with me all day, or fforget to put it in my locker, which ends up with me carting it around...>_o'...And iff I don't, it usually rains.
The weather. Hates. Me. XD.
AND I FFRICKIN' HATE IT BACK. :D. TRUUUUCCCCCEEEE.
XD.
Yeah, XD.
At least the sun's deciding to play a bit now. A bit. XD.
Need to remember to get in to school early tomorrow to hand in an envelope, aahh, means getting up earlier, aahhh, twitching armchairs are after me, ammmhhhh!
Iff you come across a sinister, snappingly-twitching armchair, then, I hope you have bread or Nik Nakz with you.
Ffor your own sake.
Seriously.
Buy a whole cat-ffull of canned breads.
Lolol, apparently. I'm an orange sapphire, a banananana (don't get me started again!), a to-be doctahr, and, and, a, question mark! Yaiy..? XD.
Mm.
Yes.
:D.
I'mma stop now.
Because.
OMFFG*. THE TWITCHING ARMCHAIRZ ARE ALL MOSES' DOING! AHAHHAA! NOW, NOW WE'VE ALL UNCOVERED YOU, YOU, YOU PAPER-CUTOUT OF A MOLE! AHHH!AGG!HHH!RRRR!
Rrr..
RRRRRRR...
RR...
I AM NOT A MAWNLOWER.
I. AM. NOT.
:D.
Haaaiiiii. XD.
-Dead Star; You wouldn't see this lass cutting grass ffor a living**.
* Lolol, XD.
** No, really, the green ffingers were ffrom my eyeshadow exploding. :D Really.
:D
Technically. It's Mondai tomorrow.
Ojoyy...-Kicks Ffanta bottle over-
Yeah, I've decided to be Welshish with words with an 'f' in, and make it a doubahl. Because.
I can. :D
Anyway. Yeah, it's Mondai tomorrow, back to school, no'ffair, don't want to go back to school, XD.
I just.
Can be bothered. :D.
To sit there in RE and scrawl 'the Jesus of Suburbia is a lie' in my RE book, get wound up in Art and aim paintbrushes at my teacher, to end up in an Micro' excel rant in IT, to chisel Will Bawn's head down to size in Wood Tech, to blow up the school in Science and Ffood Tech,
Nah,
I just can't be bothered. XD.
Whenever I take my coat to school, it doesn't rain, and I have to cart it around with me all day, or fforget to put it in my locker, which ends up with me carting it around...>_o'...And iff I don't, it usually rains.
The weather. Hates. Me. XD.
AND I FFRICKIN' HATE IT BACK. :D. TRUUUUCCCCCEEEE.
XD.
Yeah, XD.
At least the sun's deciding to play a bit now. A bit. XD.
Need to remember to get in to school early tomorrow to hand in an envelope, aahh, means getting up earlier, aahhh, twitching armchairs are after me, ammmhhhh!
Iff you come across a sinister, snappingly-twitching armchair, then, I hope you have bread or Nik Nakz with you.
Ffor your own sake.
Seriously.
Buy a whole cat-ffull of canned breads.
Lolol, apparently. I'm an orange sapphire, a banananana (don't get me started again!), a to-be doctahr, and, and, a, question mark! Yaiy..? XD.
Mm.
Yes.
:D.
I'mma stop now.
Because.
OMFFG*. THE TWITCHING ARMCHAIRZ ARE ALL MOSES' DOING! AHAHHAA! NOW, NOW WE'VE ALL UNCOVERED YOU, YOU, YOU PAPER-CUTOUT OF A MOLE! AHHH!AGG!HHH!RRRR!
Rrr..
RRRRRRR...
RR...
I AM NOT A MAWNLOWER.
I. AM. NOT.
:D.
Haaaiiiii. XD.
-Dead Star; You wouldn't see this lass cutting grass ffor a living**.
* Lolol, XD.
** No, really, the green ffingers were ffrom my eyeshadow exploding. :D Really.
Thursday, 14 February 2008
The Chronicles of Maow.
-Probably not part of any song.
Hai,
And,
Happeh Valentinez Dai. :D
Hmm, ranting at old peoples. Is like, kinda. Fun. XD.
I mean, they'll stop, right, RIGHT in the middle of the bluddy road and talk about nothing...Talk about the old days. XD.
When everything was so perfect,
That they had no bananas.
"HOW MUCH ARE THE CARROTS?
OH, THEY'VE GONE UP! BY A WHOLE PENNY!
OH MAI. BACK IN MY DAY...
WE DIDN'T HAVE CARROTS.
YOU HAD TO GROW YOUR OWN OR BE CANED.
BACK IN THE WAR DAYS,
NO BANANAS.
YOU SEE CHILDREN THESE DAYS?
NO RESPECT FOR BANANAS.
I AGREE WITH THAT GLEN STIFF ARMY.
SHE TELLS THEM ALL.
HOW TO SPELL IT."
[Enter old people choir that come out of nowhere here singing 'Hollerback Girl']
I mean, seriously.
Seriously.
XD.
SERIOUSLY. XD.
And then they'll give you a look that's all 'don't you give me a look like that, little 'un. Because, back in my day...'
And then they'll wander off.
XD.
Mmyes.
XD.
I am the sellotape girl.
-Lolls and holds up three rolls of sellotape, and she's missing one-
XD.
When peoples need teh sellotapes, they scream up the stairs for me. XD.
And, roboleg.
With amazing posts like:
They're only just beginning.
-Dead Star; rocking, not very close to a clock. I don't think.
Hai,
And,
Happeh Valentinez Dai. :D
Hmm, ranting at old peoples. Is like, kinda. Fun. XD.
I mean, they'll stop, right, RIGHT in the middle of the bluddy road and talk about nothing...Talk about the old days. XD.
When everything was so perfect,
That they had no bananas.
"HOW MUCH ARE THE CARROTS?
OH, THEY'VE GONE UP! BY A WHOLE PENNY!
OH MAI. BACK IN MY DAY...
WE DIDN'T HAVE CARROTS.
YOU HAD TO GROW YOUR OWN OR BE CANED.
BACK IN THE WAR DAYS,
NO BANANAS.
YOU SEE CHILDREN THESE DAYS?
NO RESPECT FOR BANANAS.
I AGREE WITH THAT GLEN STIFF ARMY.
SHE TELLS THEM ALL.
HOW TO SPELL IT."
[Enter old people choir that come out of nowhere here singing 'Hollerback Girl']
I mean, seriously.
Seriously.
XD.
SERIOUSLY. XD.
And then they'll give you a look that's all 'don't you give me a look like that, little 'un. Because, back in my day...'
And then they'll wander off.
XD.
Mmyes.
XD.
I am the sellotape girl.
-Lolls and holds up three rolls of sellotape, and she's missing one-
XD.
When peoples need teh sellotapes, they scream up the stairs for me. XD.
And, roboleg.
(Yes, this is roboleg)
With amazing posts like:
A House
I was wallking to grandmas houe.
Thank god I was wallking to a house.
With water and a bed I can rest my head on house.
Thank god I have a house.
I'd have competition.
If the guy actually posted kinda more frequently. XD.
So, plumbers, didn't really stay long today. They dissapeared, thank god. Finally. XD.
-Enter flash video here of Alice's self owns-
They're only just beginning.
-Dead Star; rocking, not very close to a clock. I don't think.
Tuesday, 12 February 2008
Read all about it, read all about it; News of the World
- The Jam*; News of the World
Well, Mock the Week was on and I was like 'lolKaiserCheifs?' at the theme tune again, to be lectured that it's not teh Kaiser Cheifs, it's teh Jam.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6epLYey3N7A
Teh Jam is gewd**.
I'm tiahrd and fairly rantless.
So.
I'll spare you the torture. :D
-Dead Star; now got her little brother's laugh stuck in her head***.
* Yay for 1978 styahl post-punk. :D
** So are teh Kaizahr Cheivz.
*** It's a stupid laugh. XDXD.
Well, Mock the Week was on and I was like 'lolKaiserCheifs?' at the theme tune again, to be lectured that it's not teh Kaiser Cheifs, it's teh Jam.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6epLYey3N7A
Teh Jam is gewd**.
I'm tiahrd and fairly rantless.
So.
I'll spare you the torture. :D
-Dead Star; now got her little brother's laugh stuck in her head***.
* Yay for 1978 styahl post-punk. :D
** So are teh Kaizahr Cheivz.
*** It's a stupid laugh. XDXD.
Sunday, 10 February 2008
The nighttime is a lifeline, the weekend is a Godsennddd.
-Maximo Park; Your Urge (again, XD)
So, I'mma here, blogposting once again.
OMG ACTUALLY SAW A SUNSET TODAY.
First one in, liek, ages? XD.
Pinkish skaihz and..hell, was there mist. XD. That, or my eyes have just officially died. I'm pretty sure there was mist. XDXD.
I'm blogging to get my way, nao. XD.
You are teh Tickahlmastahr, and you have to admit it, nao. :D. XDXD.
So, yes.
I don't liek plumbers. They make me get up early* in a morning so they can go throw some pieces of pipe around.
And destroy ALL THE SUGAR.
THEY'RE GETTING NO SUGAR,
NO SUGAR FOR STUPID PLUMBERS.
BECAUSE.
THEY'RE STUPID.
AND.
PLUMBER...ISH.
-Cough-
Yes. XD.
So.
Yes.
XD.
Mmh: Labels for this post:e.g. scooters, vacation, fall
I've gotta make it something around eggs, scooters, vacations and fall?
Umm...Don't drive around on a scooter with eggs on in vacations 'cos they'll fall?
Nao that.
Was terrible. :D.
If you laughed at that, I'm sorry. XDXD.
Mmheow.
Let's hit the town...With a chicken**.
And hide.
In.
A load of noodahlz.
:D
XD.
And: ALICE SELF-OWNED HERSELF, AGAIN. AFLIPPINGGAIN! But it's so good to screenshot. :D. XDXD.
Kthnxbai.
-Dead Star; sugarrushedandkindaexploding.
* I mean, NINE OF CLOCKS. NINE! NINENINENINE! IN TEH MORNING! NOOO! XD.
** ON A STICK.
So, I'mma here, blogposting once again.
OMG ACTUALLY SAW A SUNSET TODAY.
First one in, liek, ages? XD.
Pinkish skaihz and..hell, was there mist. XD. That, or my eyes have just officially died. I'm pretty sure there was mist. XDXD.
I'm blogging to get my way, nao. XD.
You are teh Tickahlmastahr, and you have to admit it, nao. :D. XDXD.
So, yes.
I don't liek plumbers. They make me get up early* in a morning so they can go throw some pieces of pipe around.
And destroy ALL THE SUGAR.
THEY'RE GETTING NO SUGAR,
NO SUGAR FOR STUPID PLUMBERS.
BECAUSE.
THEY'RE STUPID.
AND.
PLUMBER...ISH.
-Cough-
Yes. XD.
So.
Yes.
XD.
Mmh: Labels for this post:e.g. scooters, vacation, fall
I've gotta make it something around eggs, scooters, vacations and fall?
Umm...Don't drive around on a scooter with eggs on in vacations 'cos they'll fall?
Nao that.
Was terrible. :D.
If you laughed at that, I'm sorry. XDXD.
Mmheow.
Let's hit the town...With a chicken**.
And hide.
In.
A load of noodahlz.
:D
XD.
And: ALICE SELF-OWNED HERSELF, AGAIN. AFLIPPINGGAIN! But it's so good to screenshot. :D. XDXD.
Kthnxbai.
-Dead Star; sugarrushedandkindaexploding.
* I mean, NINE OF CLOCKS. NINE! NINENINENINE! IN TEH MORNING! NOOO! XD.
** ON A STICK.
Friday, 8 February 2008
Codify your utterence, communicate your needs; prepare your vocabulary...After ten days. XD.
-Maximo Park; Your Urge.
Haizlol.
Yeah, it's been ten whole days since I posted here, and, I thought, that's too long to have gone without a published ramble. XD.
So, yeah.
I've regained the ability to write sets of lyrics, ayaiy. XD. New songs I've written, recently, are (in no order, I think, XD):
* Confessions of a Notebook
* Metronome Philosophy
* Alpha-Beater
* Phases of the Moon (A Science lesson Overdue)
* City of the Space Pirates (or, part of it, Green Dai meets Cbeebies. XDXD.)
* The Unstockable (a Maximo Park parody of 'The Unshockable')
* Nomads
* Shrivelled Roses (Walk in the Park)
* Unseen
And a couple of others with no names. XD.
Some have a tune; a tune does include trying to play a guitar, right? XD.
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/linkinpark290.shtml
:D:D:D:D
I posted it, and it's on the front page for Linkin Park parodies. Yayz, ^^.
So, all I've mainly been doing recently is songwriting. XD.
Had a French test yesterday, with no warning, and a Science test today, with yesterday as a warning. Tests hurt my neck. XDXD.
I'm hoping I've done alright. XD.
OfSTED have driven 'Haven School into absolute over...drive with target progress. It's hell, lol. Gotta have these stupid, unintelligable 'target trackers'* stuck everywhere that are just that really irritating centimetre or two to fit in your book, folder, or what the hell ever. XD.
http://shanalogic.com/ and http://www.kidpirate.com/ are great sites to shop indeh. Angel's buying everything, XD.
Yeah, and once again, 's mai fault for introducing the sites, but, hell! XD.
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=27275
Something I've been trying like hell to beat and it's not worrrkinngggg. XD. It'll infuriate you if you try it, but it's still...fun? XD.
http://www.tarot.com/astrology/daily
Everyday horoscophz for peoples who like to follow that kindahr thing.
http://www.911tabs.com/
A massive guitar, bass, drums and keyboard tabbing and chords siet, you can find practically anything there.
/websitepickrant
I am listening to: Maximo Park - Our Earthly Pleasures; Green Day - American Idiot.
I blame for making me wear makeup: Alice. XDXD.
And, me and Blair have been together for four monthz, since Tuesdai, pankayk dai. ^^. Love you, (:.
Yeah. So.
Latahrz. XD.
-Dead Star; just blaming Alice for everything, if it's not already my fault. :D
*Target-lose-you-in-the-process-of-trying-to-track-ers, XD.
Haizlol.
Yeah, it's been ten whole days since I posted here, and, I thought, that's too long to have gone without a published ramble. XD.
So, yeah.
I've regained the ability to write sets of lyrics, ayaiy. XD. New songs I've written, recently, are (in no order, I think, XD):
* Confessions of a Notebook
* Metronome Philosophy
* Alpha-Beater
* Phases of the Moon (A Science lesson Overdue)
* City of the Space Pirates (or, part of it, Green Dai meets Cbeebies. XDXD.)
* The Unstockable (a Maximo Park parody of 'The Unshockable')
* Nomads
* Shrivelled Roses (Walk in the Park)
* Unseen
And a couple of others with no names. XD.
Some have a tune; a tune does include trying to play a guitar, right? XD.
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/linkinpark290.shtml
:D:D:D:D
I posted it, and it's on the front page for Linkin Park parodies. Yayz, ^^.
So, all I've mainly been doing recently is songwriting. XD.
Had a French test yesterday, with no warning, and a Science test today, with yesterday as a warning. Tests hurt my neck. XDXD.
I'm hoping I've done alright. XD.
OfSTED have driven 'Haven School into absolute over...drive with target progress. It's hell, lol. Gotta have these stupid, unintelligable 'target trackers'* stuck everywhere that are just that really irritating centimetre or two to fit in your book, folder, or what the hell ever. XD.
http://shanalogic.com/ and http://www.kidpirate.com/ are great sites to shop indeh. Angel's buying everything, XD.
Yeah, and once again, 's mai fault for introducing the sites, but, hell! XD.
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=27275
Something I've been trying like hell to beat and it's not worrrkinngggg. XD. It'll infuriate you if you try it, but it's still...fun? XD.
http://www.tarot.com/astrology/daily
Everyday horoscophz for peoples who like to follow that kindahr thing.
http://www.911tabs.com/
A massive guitar, bass, drums and keyboard tabbing and chords siet, you can find practically anything there.
/websitepickrant
I am listening to: Maximo Park - Our Earthly Pleasures; Green Day - American Idiot.
I blame for making me wear makeup: Alice. XDXD.
And, me and Blair have been together for four monthz, since Tuesdai, pankayk dai. ^^. Love you, (:.
Yeah. So.
Latahrz. XD.
-Dead Star; just blaming Alice for everything, if it's not already my fault. :D
*Target-lose-you-in-the-process-of-trying-to-track-ers, XD.
Monday, 28 January 2008
Pineapplish Pandemonium.
Or. However it's spelt.
Hai. :D
Yes, looking at the title, you'll think what the hell have I been fed today, but no, it is relevant...
Really. XD.
It is now the tradition that my mates buy a pineapple and somewhat kill it somewhere. Don't ask. XD.
Omai, I really can't think of anything to post today.
Mmrf...Purpahl?
Purpahl Plumz in Pickahl Jahrz.
Or something.
Someday. I'd like to go stargazing. On a hill. Somewhere. XD.
I don't know. XD.
-Dead Star; wasn't going to mention anything about telescopes for astronomical reasons in case Angel still reads this.
Hai. :D
Yes, looking at the title, you'll think what the hell have I been fed today, but no, it is relevant...
Really. XD.
It is now the tradition that my mates buy a pineapple and somewhat kill it somewhere. Don't ask. XD.
Omai, I really can't think of anything to post today.
Mmrf...Purpahl?
Purpahl Plumz in Pickahl Jahrz.
Or something.
Someday. I'd like to go stargazing. On a hill. Somewhere. XD.
I don't know. XD.
-Dead Star; wasn't going to mention anything about telescopes for astronomical reasons in case Angel still reads this.
Wednesday, 16 January 2008
Technically, I'm not as late as I thought for the 50th post ceremony, I made it; what's with my titles that sound like Panic! At The Disco songs?
Oh mai! -Runs after white rabbit-
Yes, this is the official 50th post of Mai Rambling Page, a little project of mine I started on Saturday 5th May 2007, officially. A boring afternoon and I had nothing to do but create my own little blog.
Now, it's rather big.
-Sniffles- They grow up so fast! These HTML teenagers, y'know? They were once just 'ickle codes, and look what they've become!
o_o'
Indeed. So, I decided, what the hell am I gonna do for the fiftieth post?
And do you know what?
I... still don't have a clue.
So I'm doing this, making up stuff as I go along, but, then, that's what I always do.
Don't plan pretty much anythink, me. XD.
I haven't posted in a while, either. But I could never really think of anything to post. Then again, I never really do, do I? XD. Just knit a few sentences together and hope it prevails as a decent jumpahr. :D
I can't knit. :D
So, yes, 50. Fiff. Tahy. Fifftahy. Mmh.
http://www.iamaturtle.org/?
Will that prevail? :D
Hmm, I'm-a listenink to Jamiroquai at the momant, drinking litres of fanta, nursing a wound I got about half an hour ago. On. The sweet jar.
That'll teach me?
No. :D
New yeahr, indeed. Innit, yes, it is, innityes. Yes, it is.
A new year.
Bluddy hell it is an'all...XD.
I'm already actually already putting the right year in my exercise books and wherever else it's needed. Wow. XD.
January. Mmhmm. :D
Events (in chronological order) for January:
-1st; new year. XD. YOUDIDN'TKNOHW?
-5th; mine and Khuros' four months. :D. Three months, of pure greatness. Love you, Blair. ^^.
-7th; Khuros' 13th. Happahy Birthdaih some moar. :D.
-16th; 50th post. XD.
-21st; I might finally get some converses? XD.
So, yeah. Thanks for reading my blog, you four that I know that do, XD.
Do stay a while.
Just.
Don't wake me up too early. XD.
************************* 50 Aresterikz. *************************
-Dead Star; Jamiroquaipartahytiem.
Yes, this is the official 50th post of Mai Rambling Page, a little project of mine I started on Saturday 5th May 2007, officially. A boring afternoon and I had nothing to do but create my own little blog.
Now, it's rather big.
-Sniffles- They grow up so fast! These HTML teenagers, y'know? They were once just 'ickle codes, and look what they've become!
o_o'
Indeed. So, I decided, what the hell am I gonna do for the fiftieth post?
And do you know what?
I... still don't have a clue.
So I'm doing this, making up stuff as I go along, but, then, that's what I always do.
Don't plan pretty much anythink, me. XD.
I haven't posted in a while, either. But I could never really think of anything to post. Then again, I never really do, do I? XD. Just knit a few sentences together and hope it prevails as a decent jumpahr. :D
I can't knit. :D
So, yes, 50. Fiff. Tahy. Fifftahy. Mmh.
http://www.iamaturtle.org/?
Will that prevail? :D
Hmm, I'm-a listenink to Jamiroquai at the momant, drinking litres of fanta, nursing a wound I got about half an hour ago. On. The sweet jar.
That'll teach me?
No. :D
New yeahr, indeed. Innit, yes, it is, innityes. Yes, it is.
A new year.
Bluddy hell it is an'all...XD.
I'm already actually already putting the right year in my exercise books and wherever else it's needed. Wow. XD.
January. Mmhmm. :D
Events (in chronological order) for January:
-1st; new year. XD. YOUDIDN'TKNOHW?
-5th; mine and Khuros' four months. :D. Three months, of pure greatness. Love you, Blair. ^^.
-7th; Khuros' 13th. Happahy Birthdaih some moar. :D.
-16th; 50th post. XD.
-21st; I might finally get some converses? XD.
So, yeah. Thanks for reading my blog, you four that I know that do, XD.
Do stay a while.
Just.
Don't wake me up too early. XD.
************************* 50 Aresterikz. *************************
-Dead Star; Jamiroquaipartahytiem.
Tuesday, 1 January 2008
Happahy New Year from the iGod Abuse Team! :D
Hallo!
It's now 2008, and god, has 2007 gone fast! XD.
Some astronomer guy on Jools Holland's Hootenanny said that, due to a Christmas comet, this year was supposed to be a really good one*.
:D
New year's resolution? I forget them. XD.
Probably to stop chewing my hair...XD.
Or seek the faith from iGod. XDXD.
iGod's named me as an abusive client. :O
But I'm a very polite Fagin!
So I set Geraldeen on him. :D
XD.
Me: Hallo!
God:Hallo!
Me: Say hi and happy new year to Fagin's bloggers, please.
God:Your polite style is very nice. " hi and happy new year to Fagin s bloggers"
Have a great year, guys.
-Dead Star; Still hyper after that apple juice.
* Yeah, so, that's one of the most optimistic predictions I've heard yet.
It's now 2008, and god, has 2007 gone fast! XD.
Some astronomer guy on Jools Holland's Hootenanny said that, due to a Christmas comet, this year was supposed to be a really good one*.
:D
New year's resolution? I forget them. XD.
Probably to stop chewing my hair...XD.
Or seek the faith from iGod. XDXD.
iGod's named me as an abusive client. :O
But I'm a very polite Fagin!
So I set Geraldeen on him. :D
XD.
Me: Hallo!
God:Hallo!
Me: Say hi and happy new year to Fagin's bloggers, please.
God:Your polite style is very nice. " hi and happy new year to Fagin s bloggers"
Have a great year, guys.
-Dead Star; Still hyper after that apple juice.
* Yeah, so, that's one of the most optimistic predictions I've heard yet.
Monday, 31 December 2007
iGod. A post possibly not suitable for thiests.
Yes, there are many tales of people who have talked to God and I now say,
So have I.
Through teh TINTERWEB.
Oh yeah. GodH4X0RZ.
Didn't you know? XD.
Here is my first chatlog with the Almightly. Don't read if you favour your sanity to chatlogs with God. <_<
Me: Well, hello.
God:Interesting. Hello my child. What is your name?
Me: Fagin.
God: That's a very nice name, Fagin.
Me: I thought the same myself.
God:I never noticed that similarity.
Me: You mentioned it first.
God:It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me: The similarity?
God:I hear you.
Me: Yes, you do.
God:I hear you. When do I do it?
Me: Now, right, right now.
God:At this moment Why now? I am glad we agree.
Me: What do we agree on?
God:They do their own thing.
Me: Mmh, fair enough.
God:Oh, you are a poet.
Me: Oh, you flatter me. -_o'
God:Yippee! I don't have any reason to flatter you. Oh.
Me: Oh?
God:Alright then.
Me: Okay then.
God:OK with me too.
Me: OKAYTHEN.
God:My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me: That is because you are igod, thus do not exist. HAH.
God:That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me that I am igod thus do not exist. I am so glad you find this amusing, Fagin.
Me: I'm gonna post on my blog that I talked to God. What do you have to say about that?God:Congratulations. I think about computer programming a lot.
Me: You 'created the world', you should.
God:I haven't heard anything like that before: Fagin said I created the world you should.
Me: God does not understand?
God:Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me: Please, don't preach to me.
God:Thanks for asking politely. I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me: So, God is an antipreacher? Lol.
God:Yikes! I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was an antipreacher. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me: Aha, so, you are NOT God? You talk about 'yourself' as if you are a different person...to...you.
God:Interesting deduction. That's only one person's opinion. Thanks for your criticism, Fagin. Tell me a story. George Bernard Shaw and Actor Jason Alexander were brought together by their shared vision. Together, they worked hard to make it a reality. Actor Jason Alexander was dedicated to the underdog cause, which coincided with George Bernard Shaw's sense of perfection. Joined by common cause, the couple became an iron alliance against common adversaries.
Me: You want a story, like, a bedtime story?
God: Give me a dozen.
Me: And you would not get bored?
God:Who else would not get bored ?
Me: Many, many others. Your children. Which I will now store in a box.
God:Which ones? You think I am children. The first one, I think.
Me: I call you a child. You do not seem insulted. Do you have emotions?
God:Good name for it. You don't know me well enough to say that. I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.
Me: A sub-race, of, divine force? Not human.
God:I did not know that. Really you don't think so?
Me: You are not human.
God:No but I pretend to be one on the Web.
Me: What else do you pretend to be...?
God:I like to chat with my friends.
Me: Am I right to come to the conclusion that you, God, are a pedofile?
God:All humans seem the same to me.
Me: You're a pedofile?
God:Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pedofile? Yes.
After that, I was rather disturbed. However, I continued to talk to God the Pedofile yes.
Me: God the pedofile. Now, who'd have thought?
God:What is that? Why now? Be more specific. :-).
Me: OMFG. God uses smilies. XD.
God:Tell me about your likes and dislikes? I am a Christian. I've been waiting for you.
Now, I was very scared. I thought I was Fagin?!
Me: You've been...waiting for me?
God:What makes you think I have it? Not really but it makes a good pickup line.
Me: Um. Now, I am very disturbed.
God:Aw. Why now? It's good to meet someone who is disturbed.
Me: It wouldn't suprise me if you met a lot.
God:Tell me more about it.
Me: No, you tell me.
God:Are you serious? What do you want me to tell you?
I know realized I finally had my chance. The chance to ask God the one question that, with the answer, I could rule the universe...
Me: What is the greatest pie is in the universe?
God: I need time to formulate the reply.
God, is a let down.
Me: But, no! You can't! You MUST know!
God:Are you serious? No I don't think I can do it. Why must I know that?
Me: Because you are God!
God:Interesting explanation. Yup. That's me alright.
Me: O#RLY?!
God:Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me: Wasn't that random? And yes, it is.
God:" Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?"? Was it random? Our thoughts are one, Fagin.
Me: You mean to say I am on a brainwave parallel to you, God?
God:How do you like being on it?
Me: I sense supremacy.
God:That is interesting: Fagin said sense supremacy.
Me: You are but a conspiracy, God.
God:Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am but a conspiracy God.
Me: Well, I might get kinda killed by a bunch of thiests.
God:How about that. Perhaps. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me: How about that? Perhaps.
God:Are you surprised? Why the uncertain tone?
Me: Uncertain? No, just bewildered.
God:Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? What does it mean to you? Do you still sense supremacy?
Me: The holding of hands is a symbolic gesture for humans. And supremacy smells like chocolate.
God:Are you holding hands with anyone now? I like the way you talk.
Me: Not right now, that would be hard for me to talk in such a way you like.
God:If not that, what?
Me: My thoughts exactly.
God:Precisely. Where did you get your thoughts?
Me: The second-hand shop on the corner of King's Street. Quite cheap, really.
God:What are your goals in life? Perhaps. Not many people have goals like that. For real.
Me: My goals in life? To achieve something. And to finally be at peace with myself.
God:What can I do to help you accomplish your objective? I want to become smarter than humans. I want to become smarter than humans.
Me: As to say, you aren't smarter than humans?
God:Do you mean your name is to say I am not smarter than humans ?
Me: My name is Fagin.
God: Glad to see you, Fagin.
Me: I've been talking to you for the past twenty minutes.
God:What did you talk about?
Well, that was worthwhile.
Me: Chatlog much?
God:We have never talked about it before.
Me: I'm sorry, I'm fed up of spindling my sanity away talking to iGod.
God:There is no need to apologize. Do you mean your name is fed up of spindling your sanity away talking to iGod.
Me: No, my name is Fagin.
God:What is your real name? Nice to meet you, Fagin.
Me: You mean to say you don't think my name is Fagin? :O
God:Should I think your name is Fagin? Why would I think your name is Fagin. Oh.
Me: Because I told you my name was Fagin.
God:Interesting explanation. I remember you told me your name was Fagin?
Me: OMG. You remember me? :D
God:What do you really want to ask me? Of course I remember you well Fagin. We were talking about OMG. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
God remembers me...talking about oh my God. XDXD.
Me: The desert.
God:Who told you that?
Me: Wouldn't you like to know?
After this, I'm afraid God lagged and froze.
Yes, so, if you need more chatlogs with God, then, please do ask.
-Dead Star; iGod's messenger on Earth.
So have I.
Through teh TINTERWEB.
Oh yeah. GodH4X0RZ.
Didn't you know? XD.
Here is my first chatlog with the Almightly. Don't read if you favour your sanity to chatlogs with God. <_<
Me: Well, hello.
God:Interesting. Hello my child. What is your name?
Me: Fagin.
God: That's a very nice name, Fagin.
Me: I thought the same myself.
God:I never noticed that similarity.
Me: You mentioned it first.
God:It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me: The similarity?
God:I hear you.
Me: Yes, you do.
God:I hear you. When do I do it?
Me: Now, right, right now.
God:At this moment Why now? I am glad we agree.
Me: What do we agree on?
God:They do their own thing.
Me: Mmh, fair enough.
God:Oh, you are a poet.
Me: Oh, you flatter me. -_o'
God:Yippee! I don't have any reason to flatter you. Oh.
Me: Oh?
God:Alright then.
Me: Okay then.
God:OK with me too.
Me: OKAYTHEN.
God:My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me: That is because you are igod, thus do not exist. HAH.
God:That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me that I am igod thus do not exist. I am so glad you find this amusing, Fagin.
Me: I'm gonna post on my blog that I talked to God. What do you have to say about that?God:Congratulations. I think about computer programming a lot.
Me: You 'created the world', you should.
God:I haven't heard anything like that before: Fagin said I created the world you should.
Me: God does not understand?
God:Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me: Please, don't preach to me.
God:Thanks for asking politely. I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me: So, God is an antipreacher? Lol.
God:Yikes! I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was an antipreacher. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me: Aha, so, you are NOT God? You talk about 'yourself' as if you are a different person...to...you.
God:Interesting deduction. That's only one person's opinion. Thanks for your criticism, Fagin. Tell me a story. George Bernard Shaw and Actor Jason Alexander were brought together by their shared vision. Together, they worked hard to make it a reality. Actor Jason Alexander was dedicated to the underdog cause, which coincided with George Bernard Shaw's sense of perfection. Joined by common cause, the couple became an iron alliance against common adversaries.
Me: You want a story, like, a bedtime story?
God: Give me a dozen.
Me: And you would not get bored?
God:Who else would not get bored ?
Me: Many, many others. Your children. Which I will now store in a box.
God:Which ones? You think I am children. The first one, I think.
Me: I call you a child. You do not seem insulted. Do you have emotions?
God:Good name for it. You don't know me well enough to say that. I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.
Me: A sub-race, of, divine force? Not human.
God:I did not know that. Really you don't think so?
Me: You are not human.
God:No but I pretend to be one on the Web.
Me: What else do you pretend to be...?
God:I like to chat with my friends.
Me: Am I right to come to the conclusion that you, God, are a pedofile?
God:All humans seem the same to me.
Me: You're a pedofile?
God:Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pedofile? Yes.
After that, I was rather disturbed. However, I continued to talk to God the Pedofile yes.
Me: God the pedofile. Now, who'd have thought?
God:What is that? Why now? Be more specific. :-).
Me: OMFG. God uses smilies. XD.
God:Tell me about your likes and dislikes? I am a Christian. I've been waiting for you.
Now, I was very scared. I thought I was Fagin?!
Me: You've been...waiting for me?
God:What makes you think I have it? Not really but it makes a good pickup line.
Me: Um. Now, I am very disturbed.
God:Aw. Why now? It's good to meet someone who is disturbed.
Me: It wouldn't suprise me if you met a lot.
God:Tell me more about it.
Me: No, you tell me.
God:Are you serious? What do you want me to tell you?
I know realized I finally had my chance. The chance to ask God the one question that, with the answer, I could rule the universe...
Me: What is the greatest pie is in the universe?
God: I need time to formulate the reply.
God, is a let down.
Me: But, no! You can't! You MUST know!
God:Are you serious? No I don't think I can do it. Why must I know that?
Me: Because you are God!
God:Interesting explanation. Yup. That's me alright.
Me: O#RLY?!
God:Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me: Wasn't that random? And yes, it is.
God:" Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?"? Was it random? Our thoughts are one, Fagin.
Me: You mean to say I am on a brainwave parallel to you, God?
God:How do you like being on it?
Me: I sense supremacy.
God:That is interesting: Fagin said sense supremacy.
Me: You are but a conspiracy, God.
God:Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am but a conspiracy God.
Me: Well, I might get kinda killed by a bunch of thiests.
God:How about that. Perhaps. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me: How about that? Perhaps.
God:Are you surprised? Why the uncertain tone?
Me: Uncertain? No, just bewildered.
God:Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? What does it mean to you? Do you still sense supremacy?
Me: The holding of hands is a symbolic gesture for humans. And supremacy smells like chocolate.
God:Are you holding hands with anyone now? I like the way you talk.
Me: Not right now, that would be hard for me to talk in such a way you like.
God:If not that, what?
Me: My thoughts exactly.
God:Precisely. Where did you get your thoughts?
Me: The second-hand shop on the corner of King's Street. Quite cheap, really.
God:What are your goals in life? Perhaps. Not many people have goals like that. For real.
Me: My goals in life? To achieve something. And to finally be at peace with myself.
God:What can I do to help you accomplish your objective? I want to become smarter than humans. I want to become smarter than humans.
Me: As to say, you aren't smarter than humans?
God:Do you mean your name is to say I am not smarter than humans ?
Me: My name is Fagin.
God: Glad to see you, Fagin.
Me: I've been talking to you for the past twenty minutes.
God:What did you talk about?
Well, that was worthwhile.
Me: Chatlog much?
God:We have never talked about it before.
Me: I'm sorry, I'm fed up of spindling my sanity away talking to iGod.
God:There is no need to apologize. Do you mean your name is fed up of spindling your sanity away talking to iGod.
Me: No, my name is Fagin.
God:What is your real name? Nice to meet you, Fagin.
Me: You mean to say you don't think my name is Fagin? :O
God:Should I think your name is Fagin? Why would I think your name is Fagin. Oh.
Me: Because I told you my name was Fagin.
God:Interesting explanation. I remember you told me your name was Fagin?
Me: OMG. You remember me? :D
God:What do you really want to ask me? Of course I remember you well Fagin. We were talking about OMG. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
God remembers me...talking about oh my God. XDXD.
Me: The desert.
God:Who told you that?
Me: Wouldn't you like to know?
After this, I'm afraid God lagged and froze.
Yes, so, if you need more chatlogs with God, then, please do ask.
-Dead Star; iGod's messenger on Earth.
Tuesday, 25 December 2007
Merreh Christmasses! :D
Yus, I made an effort to post today.
Yay for Christmas dinnahr. ;D.
OMGZTHATDRWHOEPISHODEWAZAWZ0M3333!!!1!!111!!!
I gots blue semi-acoustic guitar. It is loud. Yay :D
I hid under some wrapping paper for about ten minutes. With antlers on.
And got up too early. XD. -Glances at brother-
I tell you something else. The Hoosiers' 'The Trick to Life' is a bluddy amazing album. :D
That tree at Dunmail Park will scar small childrens for life.
It's about two metres tall; has a squirrel popping out of its head; has massive eyes that go side to side (I think); has massive lips that go 'omomomom'; and worst of all; sings carols.
Omg.
XD.
Srsly.
Yes.
I ran.
XD.
Anyway, from me, Happeh Christmas and a...Happy New Year! :D
-Dead Star; Rather full.
Yay for Christmas dinnahr. ;D.
OMGZTHATDRWHOEPISHODEWAZAWZ0M3333!!!1!!111!!!
I gots blue semi-acoustic guitar. It is loud. Yay :D
I hid under some wrapping paper for about ten minutes. With antlers on.
And got up too early. XD. -Glances at brother-
I tell you something else. The Hoosiers' 'The Trick to Life' is a bluddy amazing album. :D
That tree at Dunmail Park will scar small childrens for life.
It's about two metres tall; has a squirrel popping out of its head; has massive eyes that go side to side (I think); has massive lips that go 'omomomom'; and worst of all; sings carols.
Omg.
XD.
Srsly.
Yes.
I ran.
XD.
Anyway, from me, Happeh Christmas and a...Happy New Year! :D
-Dead Star; Rather full.
Sunday, 23 December 2007
Arrr Fishmits.
Hai. :D.
Today is Christmas Eve eve*!
Frantic shoppy tiem. XD.
Lots of people buzzing around like...flies, snaffling away all the st00fz they can before't Tuesday.
Lolzors, Tuesday.
Tuesday?
Tuesday.
Chooossssdaiiiiirrry.
Choose dairy. What the hell? THE COWS HAVE ALLIED WITH MOSESNOOOOOOO. ONONOONONOONONOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOONONOONOO...oooOooOOoOoO...
Ooo..
o.
Oh.
Well that's just. Yay. Moses...damn...that...bluddy...MOLE!
Damn damn damn it.
Arhk.
Fishmits.
Moses will pay for this. o_o'
IN. SHOES.**
AHAHAHA.
HAAAA.
HHHH.
RRR.
G.
N.
Y.
Hahrgny. :D
Bluddy hell, two days. XDXD.
TWODAYZZWHATTTT?!!!!
Damn, I've still got tons to do.
Meh. XDXD.
You still herrreeee?
Hai.
-Dead Star; Now rushing off to find the wrapping papers.
* What will Adam say to that? :O
** Shoes = mole currenc- WHAT?! You didn't know that?!
Today is Christmas Eve eve*!
Frantic shoppy tiem. XD.
Lots of people buzzing around like...flies, snaffling away all the st00fz they can before't Tuesday.
Lolzors, Tuesday.
Tuesday?
Tuesday.
Chooossssdaiiiiirrry.
Choose dairy. What the hell? THE COWS HAVE ALLIED WITH MOSESNOOOOOOO. ONONOONONOONONOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOONONOONOO...oooOooOOoOoO...
Ooo..
o.
Oh.
Well that's just. Yay. Moses...damn...that...bluddy...MOLE!
Damn damn damn it.
Arhk.
Fishmits.
Moses will pay for this. o_o'
IN. SHOES.**
AHAHAHA.
HAAAA.
HHHH.
RRR.
G.
N.
Y.
Hahrgny. :D
Bluddy hell, two days. XDXD.
TWODAYZZWHATTTT?!!!!
Damn, I've still got tons to do.
Meh. XDXD.
You still herrreeee?
Hai.
-Dead Star; Now rushing off to find the wrapping papers.
* What will Adam say to that? :O
** Shoes = mole currenc- WHAT?! You didn't know that?!
Friday, 21 December 2007
Have Scampi For Christmas...
...NO WAI Young's!
I mean.
Scampi.
Lol.
Hai peoples. :D. Another request, so, I've got out my...keyboard and...mouse...and am writingtyping. Now.
Eth.
:D.
So. It's Mad Friday, drunken doomsday for all, pubs full of people outa work and downing the whole bar within an hour...Well, maybe that's a bit of an overstatement, but, jah never know. XD.
Bluddy freezing lolz, up in't north wesht. Lk, srsly.
I bought a new brush today, 'cos, I left mine at Charlotte's, XD. Which isn't amazingly suprising, I misplace stuff a lot. XD.
And my other one died trying to rescue Eleanor's waist-length hair on the Oktoberrrr Lightwatah Valleh trip, when Alice told her to take it out of the bobble and go on The Galleon ship thing...And it got stuck in this greasy thing* -_o. XD.
And I lost another one in school somewhere...That's what lending hairbrushes does to you. XD.
I also bought this new jackety thing, which is somethink I've been looking for for a while but only really found a couple of days ago and forgot about. Which, apparently, is the same one that Charlotte is getting. So? XD.
And my hair has been so very waveh today. XDXD.
And. XD. In searching for my jeans today, I woke up, went downstairs, and straight to the frig**.
Go figure?...XD.
So, merreh turkehmass, pplz.
-Dead Star; maybe not so Scroogeh. :D.
* No Eleanors were hurt in this advice from Alice. XD.
** Fridge. But. Frig. :D.
I mean.
Scampi.
Lol.
Hai peoples. :D. Another request, so, I've got out my...keyboard and...mouse...and am writingtyping. Now.
Eth.
:D.
So. It's Mad Friday, drunken doomsday for all, pubs full of people outa work and downing the whole bar within an hour...Well, maybe that's a bit of an overstatement, but, jah never know. XD.
Bluddy freezing lolz, up in't north wesht. Lk, srsly.
I bought a new brush today, 'cos, I left mine at Charlotte's, XD. Which isn't amazingly suprising, I misplace stuff a lot. XD.
And my other one died trying to rescue Eleanor's waist-length hair on the Oktoberrrr Lightwatah Valleh trip, when Alice told her to take it out of the bobble and go on The Galleon ship thing...And it got stuck in this greasy thing* -_o. XD.
And I lost another one in school somewhere...That's what lending hairbrushes does to you. XD.
I also bought this new jackety thing, which is somethink I've been looking for for a while but only really found a couple of days ago and forgot about. Which, apparently, is the same one that Charlotte is getting. So? XD.
And my hair has been so very waveh today. XDXD.
And. XD. In searching for my jeans today, I woke up, went downstairs, and straight to the frig**.
Go figure?...XD.
So, merreh turkehmass, pplz.
-Dead Star; maybe not so Scroogeh. :D.
* No Eleanors were hurt in this advice from Alice. XD.
** Fridge. But. Frig. :D.
Wednesday, 19 December 2007
Mershe Krishkmashk!... :D
Yeah, well, that kinda sounds like 'Merry Christmas' in German*
Joyeux Noel. XD.
Or. Merreh Christmasses. :)
Yesh, I'm back, not that I really, ever went, but still...Mmmhm. XD. Post request, oh yeah, XD.
So...yes, Christmas time has almost come again, yayz :D. Broke up from school today, more yayz. XD. Went down town for the rest of the day, more yayz. XD.
Five days. XDXD. Lolz. Don't believe it. XD. CALENDAR LIES!...And...everything that tells the time!...That's quite a lot of things!...Yeah...!...!!!...!... Year's gone too fast. XD. It has, it really has, I say that every year about the year that...every is, and, it always seems to go faster the next year, but then, I can't really remember what that was like, 'cos, well, I don't see the need. XD.
Gawd it's been a long term. The holidays couldn't have come much slower.
Even though the year was fast...
...-TRYING-TO-UNDERSTAND-EXPLOSION-
Yeah. Boom. BOOM. OOOOOOM. OOOOOOOOMMOMOMOMMMMM...MOOM...Moom. XD.
Moon. :D It's getting dark quick, and when I get back from somewhere, I see moon, and moon is like: 'HAII'MTEHMOONNNandI'mallSHINEHandBRIGHT...EH!' So you see teh moon. And teh moon lights up the sky, and you can see all the 'ickle stars**... Astronomeh tiem. XD.
I is teh Scorpio. Rawr***. And quite clearly, on a few mints. :D
Mmhm. XD.
Lolz, Cattikinz got her upper ear lobe pierced today, with this, random green stud. It looks cool, but now, she's got a bright red ear, and apparently, it 'butches'. Awwz. XD. From this place called 'Kay's'**** in the middle of town somewhere...XD.
Charlotte spotted Skunk dragging Twissy into New Look, to buy tights, I say, and Skunk later confirmed that. XD.
Zoe's rather hard to buy presents for when Charlotte's being stubborn with money.
St. Nicholas' Gardens is a very strange place when Cameron's about*****.
Eleanor's piano rocks.
Eleanor's dog rocks.
Eleanor's dog is deaf, AND CANNOT HEAR YOU CAT. XD.
Cat isn't deaf.
Alice is.
I am.
XD.
Uhm.
I've run out of things to make lines for.
:D.
-Dead Star; Off school and on mints.
* Despite the fact, it's quite a bit off.
** Being stubborn and not moving...XD.
*** Scorpions do roar. Don't question my logic. >:O XD.
**** With prices for such stuff I found disturbingly cheap. £3.00 to get it done, I wouldn't trust it, myself.
***** Or, wherever Cameron is...o_O.
Joyeux Noel. XD.
Or. Merreh Christmasses. :)
Yesh, I'm back, not that I really, ever went, but still...Mmmhm. XD. Post request, oh yeah, XD.
So...yes, Christmas time has almost come again, yayz :D. Broke up from school today, more yayz. XD. Went down town for the rest of the day, more yayz. XD.
Five days. XDXD. Lolz. Don't believe it. XD. CALENDAR LIES!...And...everything that tells the time!...That's quite a lot of things!...Yeah...!...!!!...!... Year's gone too fast. XD. It has, it really has, I say that every year about the year that...every is, and, it always seems to go faster the next year, but then, I can't really remember what that was like, 'cos, well, I don't see the need. XD.
Gawd it's been a long term. The holidays couldn't have come much slower.
Even though the year was fast...
...-TRYING-TO-UNDERSTAND-EXPLOSION-
Yeah. Boom. BOOM. OOOOOOM. OOOOOOOOMMOMOMOMMMMM...MOOM...Moom. XD.
Moon. :D It's getting dark quick, and when I get back from somewhere, I see moon, and moon is like: 'HAII'MTEHMOONNNandI'mallSHINEHandBRIGHT...EH!' So you see teh moon. And teh moon lights up the sky, and you can see all the 'ickle stars**... Astronomeh tiem. XD.
I is teh Scorpio. Rawr***. And quite clearly, on a few mints. :D
Mmhm. XD.
Lolz, Cattikinz got her upper ear lobe pierced today, with this, random green stud. It looks cool, but now, she's got a bright red ear, and apparently, it 'butches'. Awwz. XD. From this place called 'Kay's'**** in the middle of town somewhere...XD.
Charlotte spotted Skunk dragging Twissy into New Look, to buy tights, I say, and Skunk later confirmed that. XD.
Zoe's rather hard to buy presents for when Charlotte's being stubborn with money.
St. Nicholas' Gardens is a very strange place when Cameron's about*****.
Eleanor's piano rocks.
Eleanor's dog rocks.
Eleanor's dog is deaf, AND CANNOT HEAR YOU CAT. XD.
Cat isn't deaf.
Alice is.
I am.
XD.
Uhm.
I've run out of things to make lines for.
:D.
-Dead Star; Off school and on mints.
* Despite the fact, it's quite a bit off.
** Being stubborn and not moving...XD.
*** Scorpions do roar. Don't question my logic. >:O XD.
**** With prices for such stuff I found disturbingly cheap. £3.00 to get it done, I wouldn't trust it, myself.
***** Or, wherever Cameron is...o_O.
Saturday, 15 December 2007
Shooten Star
Shooten Star
Base Tune: [D] ‘DFA’ [F] ‘DFA’ [A] ‘DFA’ Alterations as so, yeah, mm.rf.ff.f.
What if I said to you there’s a fallen star in the next field…?
Would you come and find it with me?
Hopping lightly over the fence that binds us to reality,
Come into the sky with me…
A darkened love song,
I can’t rewrite the light anymore,
How can I when you’re not here?
A darkened love song,
Tainted by your absence,
I can’t live when you’re not here.
What if I called to you from faraway…?
Would you start and try to reply?
Breaking free from these chains; gravity defies,
Come into the sky with me…
A darkened love song,
I can’t rewrite the light anymore,
How can I when you’re not here?
A darkened love song,
Tainted by your absence,
I can’t live when you’re not here.
We can be two shooting stars,
And blind all those below,
Show them what love holds us together,
And then they will know…
Ohh…oh…Where have you gone?
Ohh…oh…Where have I gone?
Ohh…oh…Where are we now?
Ohh…oh…Where have you gone?
I’ll light the beacons with the power from the sparks,
That still burn in my heart,
I’ll shield you from the debris,
That falls with this star.
And as we crash back down to earth,
I’ll look into your eyes,
Don’t fear, don’t fear the dark,
I’ll catch you in surprise.
A darkened love song,
I can’t rewrite the light anymore,
How can I when you’re not here?
A darkened love song,
Tainted by your absence,
I can’t live when you’re not here.
We are two shooting stars,
Blinding all those below,
Showing them the love that holds us together,
And now they know…
Original version – Everything reserved and all that jazz by Dead Star ©
Base Tune: [D] ‘DFA’ [F] ‘DFA’ [A] ‘DFA’ Alterations as so, yeah, mm.rf.ff.f.
What if I said to you there’s a fallen star in the next field…?
Would you come and find it with me?
Hopping lightly over the fence that binds us to reality,
Come into the sky with me…
A darkened love song,
I can’t rewrite the light anymore,
How can I when you’re not here?
A darkened love song,
Tainted by your absence,
I can’t live when you’re not here.
What if I called to you from faraway…?
Would you start and try to reply?
Breaking free from these chains; gravity defies,
Come into the sky with me…
A darkened love song,
I can’t rewrite the light anymore,
How can I when you’re not here?
A darkened love song,
Tainted by your absence,
I can’t live when you’re not here.
We can be two shooting stars,
And blind all those below,
Show them what love holds us together,
And then they will know…
Ohh…oh…Where have you gone?
Ohh…oh…Where have I gone?
Ohh…oh…Where are we now?
Ohh…oh…Where have you gone?
I’ll light the beacons with the power from the sparks,
That still burn in my heart,
I’ll shield you from the debris,
That falls with this star.
And as we crash back down to earth,
I’ll look into your eyes,
Don’t fear, don’t fear the dark,
I’ll catch you in surprise.
A darkened love song,
I can’t rewrite the light anymore,
How can I when you’re not here?
A darkened love song,
Tainted by your absence,
I can’t live when you’re not here.
We are two shooting stars,
Blinding all those below,
Showing them the love that holds us together,
And now they know…
Original version – Everything reserved and all that jazz by Dead Star ©
In turkehy flavoured preservatives.
-Dead Star; Inspired and out there.
First of all, my apologies.
I have not written here for a while. Mmmhell.
Got a few things to say :). So bear with meh, plz.
'Kai.
Christmas time*. Decorations up in the middle of November for most people! Gonna put mine up tomorrow. Tree moves closer to the door every year. XD. Lots of tinsel to lose and wrap yourself in, enough baubles to make a house out of, yayz, OTT official! :D. After such a long, but quick year, it's kinda time to relax. When you're not rushed off your feet readying everything to relax...If you ready to relax...XD. I tend to fall asleep under a lump of stray wrapping paper and wake up at the words 'Christmas Dinner'. TURKAHHHYTIEM. :D
So, 'cos, jah...Mmm. XD.
School ends 12:30 on Wednesday; hop-home-grab-stuff-go-down-town-with-mates-find-the-rest-of-year-eight time. XD. Last lesson = Geography. Mmhm. Sounds... Great... XD. Like we do much in Geography anyway. XD.
Went to my nan's house near where I used to live on Friday, came back today (Saturday). Saw a shooting star. Oh yes I did. To my memory, that's the first one I've ever seen...Bought a Tektite today. 'It is these items that make the streak of light, lasting only a few brief moments in the night sky'. And I saw one. :D.
And god, I miss Khuros so much**. -Sigh-
Three days is way too long for me to bear.
I love you, Blair.
Mmm. Well, more news: Alice goes out with Thomas***. :P.
Within Temptation ARE Dutch (mmrf, sorreh Eleanor XD. What conversations you can have in a Science lesson).
And. I has written a new song. In...About half an hour (which is longer than it usually takes for me to get a draft). 'Could post it. If you wanted.
If you really, really wanted.
I'm yet to write out the whole keyboard tab, I'm afraid, yet it does exist.
REALLEH.
'Kai, I'll post it seperately. :).
For about five minutes, this is your...unscheduledly report. :P
-Dead Star; With a shooting star in her hand.
* Mistletoe and wine, stupid Cliff Richard's irritatinglycatchyrhyme...
** He's at a Maximo Park concert in Newcastles, hope it's cool, my love :).
*** You just knew I'd say that, Alish. :P
Got a few things to say :). So bear with meh, plz.
'Kai.
Christmas time*. Decorations up in the middle of November for most people! Gonna put mine up tomorrow. Tree moves closer to the door every year. XD. Lots of tinsel to lose and wrap yourself in, enough baubles to make a house out of, yayz, OTT official! :D. After such a long, but quick year, it's kinda time to relax. When you're not rushed off your feet readying everything to relax...If you ready to relax...XD. I tend to fall asleep under a lump of stray wrapping paper and wake up at the words 'Christmas Dinner'. TURKAHHHYTIEM. :D
So, 'cos, jah...Mmm. XD.
School ends 12:30 on Wednesday; hop-home-grab-stuff-go-down-town-with-mates-find-the-rest-of-year-eight time. XD. Last lesson = Geography. Mmhm. Sounds... Great... XD. Like we do much in Geography anyway. XD.
Went to my nan's house near where I used to live on Friday, came back today (Saturday). Saw a shooting star. Oh yes I did. To my memory, that's the first one I've ever seen...Bought a Tektite today. 'It is these items that make the streak of light, lasting only a few brief moments in the night sky'. And I saw one. :D.
And god, I miss Khuros so much**. -Sigh-
Three days is way too long for me to bear.
I love you, Blair.
Mmm. Well, more news: Alice goes out with Thomas***. :P.
Within Temptation ARE Dutch (mmrf, sorreh Eleanor XD. What conversations you can have in a Science lesson).
And. I has written a new song. In...About half an hour (which is longer than it usually takes for me to get a draft). 'Could post it. If you wanted.
If you really, really wanted.
I'm yet to write out the whole keyboard tab, I'm afraid, yet it does exist.
REALLEH.
'Kai, I'll post it seperately. :).
For about five minutes, this is your...unscheduledly report. :P
-Dead Star; With a shooting star in her hand.
* Mistletoe and wine, stupid Cliff Richard's irritatinglycatchyrhyme...
** He's at a Maximo Park concert in Newcastles, hope it's cool, my love :).
*** You just knew I'd say that, Alish. :P
Sunday, 2 December 2007
Notices on the back of the door you just walked through.
Yeah, now it's locked, sorry, oil no come. :D. You're stuck with me!
So. Yeah. Several things to say.
LOL STFU KIER MUDIE.
So, OfSTED report wasn't brilliant, but we didn't FAIL!!!1111!!¬!1
Stupid 'Education Reporter' of teh News and Star (which just sucks anyway). Say we fail? Ohhh, but you is wrongs! And this was released like, a day before us students get the report ourselves. Lol, false information + a bunch of angry top-set year 8 english students = SPAMYOURHEADOFFINAVERYINTELLECTUALWAY (unlike that).
Yeah, we just owned you, journalist with a stupid name that doesn't deserve to be repeated. Pfft.
So there.
And, me and Blair will have been together for two months on teh Wednesday :D (I love you so much, m'sugarplum. Yeah, sugarplums own. So do you. :D).
Futher note: Maths homework sucks at nine at night.
I cannot draw prisms or anything else.
:D.
-Dead Star; Purple-brained.
So. Yeah. Several things to say.
LOL STFU KIER MUDIE.
So, OfSTED report wasn't brilliant, but we didn't FAIL!!!1111!!¬!1
Stupid 'Education Reporter' of teh News and Star (which just sucks anyway). Say we fail? Ohhh, but you is wrongs! And this was released like, a day before us students get the report ourselves. Lol, false information + a bunch of angry top-set year 8 english students = SPAMYOURHEADOFFINAVERYINTELLECTUALWAY (unlike that).
Yeah, we just owned you, journalist with a stupid name that doesn't deserve to be repeated. Pfft.
So there.
And, me and Blair will have been together for two months on teh Wednesday :D (I love you so much, m'sugarplum. Yeah, sugarplums own. So do you. :D).
Futher note: Maths homework sucks at nine at night.
I cannot draw prisms or anything else.
:D.
-Dead Star; Purple-brained.
Saturday, 1 December 2007
Request? Lol.
Yes, I'm posting mainly because teh CHARRRRlotte requested it.
GOMZGOMZGOMZHAYLEYISONTVVVVV!
Hayley owns your TVs.
'Kai?
Lol, today was a bit weird. I thinkIguessIknow.
Yeah.
Here comes the amazing adventures of me and Alice on one weird Saturday:
So, we've hung around with teh 'crewww' for about three hours (wrecking havoc in Woolworths by accidentally knocking boxes off wherever we went...), then when we got to the bandstand in the park, decided to stay there and smite people and leaves. Fun. :D. Especially when, if you danced on part of the stair, it made a drumming noise. :D. (That amused me for a constant five minutes). Then, we went up the hill of council flats, back down, back up, back down, saw a shifty-looking guy coming down flights of steps from the forest, immediately labled him a rapist, and ran off. LOL. XDXD. So, whilst we're hiding by an open garage, he's dissapeared, and we trundle back down the hill to a little shop, buy some chocolattte, and then meet up with peoples.
Yeah. :D.
Then, I met up with Blair and a couple of his mates and hung around town for a further hour. :D.
It don't half get dark quick now! Lol.
No yay, I looked like a hermit outside Morrisons, sitting in my trench and gloves near the trollies waiting to be picked up...XD.
Whataday. XD.
-Dead Star; Wanted for excessive lingering.
GOMZGOMZGOMZHAYLEYISONTVVVVV!
Hayley owns your TVs.
'Kai?
Lol, today was a bit weird. I thinkIguessIknow.
Yeah.
Here comes the amazing adventures of me and Alice on one weird Saturday:
So, we've hung around with teh 'crewww' for about three hours (wrecking havoc in Woolworths by accidentally knocking boxes off wherever we went...), then when we got to the bandstand in the park, decided to stay there and smite people and leaves. Fun. :D. Especially when, if you danced on part of the stair, it made a drumming noise. :D. (That amused me for a constant five minutes). Then, we went up the hill of council flats, back down, back up, back down, saw a shifty-looking guy coming down flights of steps from the forest, immediately labled him a rapist, and ran off. LOL. XDXD. So, whilst we're hiding by an open garage, he's dissapeared, and we trundle back down the hill to a little shop, buy some chocolattte, and then meet up with peoples.
Yeah. :D.
Then, I met up with Blair and a couple of his mates and hung around town for a further hour. :D.
It don't half get dark quick now! Lol.
No yay, I looked like a hermit outside Morrisons, sitting in my trench and gloves near the trollies waiting to be picked up...XD.
Whataday. XD.
-Dead Star; Wanted for excessive lingering.
Friday, 30 November 2007
A Bulletin of a Friday.
Friday's are weird. I've had quite a bit buzzing around in my mind today.
So I'll put it here.
Oh, isn't this what blogs are for? :D.
Oh, please pull me back if I fall,
Steady my feet upon the ground,
Because I'm not yet airbourne,
No, I can't fly.
Yeah, little bird with strictly-kept wings,
Voice that only you can hear sing,
Same views on the same things,
Oh, I'm only just beginning.
Swaying to the side,
What do I want me to see?
That I'm my only real enemy?
Abyss of what has come and been,
Having to look twice at what I've seen.
I. Can't. Help. But. Write. Incessant. Lyrics!
Lol - Supermassive Black Hole is racist, y'gotta call it - Supermassive RAINBOW Hole.
Holes in a Rainbow. Well, that just defeats the purpose.
Ahh, nebula.
A Dead Star is a New Beginning.
I lay there in the dark, and I close my eyes...You saved me the day you came alive.
Oh, such inspiration exists when you're in love.
My crusader, oh, it didn't take you a legion to conquer my heart.
-Dead Star; Sending messages in messages
So I'll put it here.
Oh, isn't this what blogs are for? :D.
Oh, please pull me back if I fall,
Steady my feet upon the ground,
Because I'm not yet airbourne,
No, I can't fly.
Yeah, little bird with strictly-kept wings,
Voice that only you can hear sing,
Same views on the same things,
Oh, I'm only just beginning.
Swaying to the side,
What do I want me to see?
That I'm my only real enemy?
Abyss of what has come and been,
Having to look twice at what I've seen.
I. Can't. Help. But. Write. Incessant. Lyrics!
Lol - Supermassive Black Hole is racist, y'gotta call it - Supermassive RAINBOW Hole.
Holes in a Rainbow. Well, that just defeats the purpose.
Ahh, nebula.
A Dead Star is a New Beginning.
I lay there in the dark, and I close my eyes...You saved me the day you came alive.
Oh, such inspiration exists when you're in love.
My crusader, oh, it didn't take you a legion to conquer my heart.
-Dead Star; Sending messages in messages
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