My soul is sucked into the supermassive INTERNET!!!

Yes. I seem to live a computerized lifestyle and that's how it stays.

"Oooh internet can't you hear me suffer?
Oooh internet can't you hear me moan?
You caught me on a lousy evening, and
How long before you give me my weekends back?"

Gawd I'm sad.

And addicted.

Whey.

Well, the internet's EDUCATIONAL, innit? Is it? Is it? IS IT?

Yeah, but is it healthy?

Scientist says "no".

-Dead Star, staying up 'till midnight waiting for an update.