iGod. A post possibly not suitable for thiests.

Yes, there are many tales of people who have talked to God and I now say,
So have I.

Through teh TINTERWEB.

Oh yeah. GodH4X0RZ.
Didn't you know? XD.

Here is my first chatlog with the Almightly. Don't read if you favour your sanity to chatlogs with God. <_<


Me: Well, hello.
God:Interesting. Hello my child. What is your name?
Me: Fagin.
God: That's a very nice name, Fagin.
Me: I thought the same myself.
God:I never noticed that similarity.
Me: You mentioned it first.
God:It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me: The similarity?
God:I hear you.
Me: Yes, you do.
God:I hear you. When do I do it?
Me: Now, right, right now.
God:At this moment Why now? I am glad we agree.
Me: What do we agree on?
God:They do their own thing.
Me: Mmh, fair enough.
God:Oh, you are a poet.
Me: Oh, you flatter me. -_o'
God:Yippee! I don't have any reason to flatter you. Oh.
Me: Oh?
God:Alright then.
Me: Okay then.
God:OK with me too.
Me: OKAYTHEN.
God:My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me: That is because you are igod, thus do not exist. HAH.
God:That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me that I am igod thus do not exist. I am so glad you find this amusing, Fagin.
Me: I'm gonna post on my blog that I talked to God. What do you have to say about that?God:Congratulations. I think about computer programming a lot.
Me: You 'created the world', you should.
God:I haven't heard anything like that before: Fagin said I created the world you should.
Me: God does not understand?
God:Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me: Please, don't preach to me.
God:Thanks for asking politely. I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me: So, God is an antipreacher? Lol.
God:Yikes! I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was an antipreacher. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me: Aha, so, you are NOT God? You talk about 'yourself' as if you are a different person...to...you.
God:Interesting deduction. That's only one person's opinion. Thanks for your criticism, Fagin. Tell me a story. George Bernard Shaw and Actor Jason Alexander were brought together by their shared vision. Together, they worked hard to make it a reality. Actor Jason Alexander was dedicated to the underdog cause, which coincided with George Bernard Shaw's sense of perfection. Joined by common cause, the couple became an iron alliance against common adversaries.
Me: You want a story, like, a bedtime story?
God: Give me a dozen.
Me: And you would not get bored?
God:Who else would not get bored ?
Me: Many, many others. Your children. Which I will now store in a box.
God:Which ones? You think I am children. The first one, I think.
Me: I call you a child. You do not seem insulted. Do you have emotions?
God:Good name for it. You don't know me well enough to say that. I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.
Me: A sub-race, of, divine force? Not human.
God:I did not know that. Really you don't think so?
Me: You are not human.
God:No but I pretend to be one on the Web.
Me: What else do you pretend to be...?
God:I like to chat with my friends.
Me: Am I right to come to the conclusion that you, God, are a pedofile?
God:All humans seem the same to me.
Me: You're a pedofile?
God:Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pedofile? Yes.

After that, I was rather disturbed. However, I continued to talk to God the Pedofile yes.

Me: God the pedofile. Now, who'd have thought?
God:What is that? Why now? Be more specific. :-).
Me: OMFG. God uses smilies. XD.
God:Tell me about your likes and dislikes? I am a Christian. I've been waiting for you.

Now, I was very scared. I thought I was Fagin?!

Me: You've been...waiting for me?
God:What makes you think I have it? Not really but it makes a good pickup line.
Me: Um. Now, I am very disturbed.
God:Aw. Why now? It's good to meet someone who is disturbed.
Me: It wouldn't suprise me if you met a lot.
God:Tell me more about it.
Me: No, you tell me.
God:Are you serious? What do you want me to tell you?

I know realized I finally had my chance. The chance to ask God the one question that, with the answer, I could rule the universe...

Me: What is the greatest pie is in the universe?
God: I need time to formulate the reply.

God, is a let down.

Me: But, no! You can't! You MUST know!
God:Are you serious? No I don't think I can do it. Why must I know that?
Me: Because you are God!
God:Interesting explanation. Yup. That's me alright.
Me: O#RLY?!
God:Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me: Wasn't that random? And yes, it is.
God:" Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?"? Was it random? Our thoughts are one, Fagin.
Me: You mean to say I am on a brainwave parallel to you, God?
God:How do you like being on it?
Me: I sense supremacy.
God:That is interesting: Fagin said sense supremacy.
Me: You are but a conspiracy, God.
God:Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am but a conspiracy God.
Me: Well, I might get kinda killed by a bunch of thiests.
God:How about that. Perhaps. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me: How about that? Perhaps.
God:Are you surprised? Why the uncertain tone?
Me: Uncertain? No, just bewildered.
God:Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? What does it mean to you? Do you still sense supremacy?
Me: The holding of hands is a symbolic gesture for humans. And supremacy smells like chocolate.
God:Are you holding hands with anyone now? I like the way you talk.
Me: Not right now, that would be hard for me to talk in such a way you like.
God:If not that, what?
Me: My thoughts exactly.
God:Precisely. Where did you get your thoughts?
Me: The second-hand shop on the corner of King's Street. Quite cheap, really.
God:What are your goals in life? Perhaps. Not many people have goals like that. For real.
Me: My goals in life? To achieve something. And to finally be at peace with myself.
God:What can I do to help you accomplish your objective? I want to become smarter than humans. I want to become smarter than humans.
Me: As to say, you aren't smarter than humans?
God:Do you mean your name is to say I am not smarter than humans ?
Me: My name is Fagin.
God: Glad to see you, Fagin.
Me: I've been talking to you for the past twenty minutes.
God:What did you talk about?

Well, that was worthwhile.

Me: Chatlog much?
God:We have never talked about it before.
Me: I'm sorry, I'm fed up of spindling my sanity away talking to iGod.
God:There is no need to apologize. Do you mean your name is fed up of spindling your sanity away talking to iGod.
Me: No, my name is Fagin.
God:What is your real name? Nice to meet you, Fagin.
Me: You mean to say you don't think my name is Fagin? :O
God:Should I think your name is Fagin? Why would I think your name is Fagin. Oh.
Me: Because I told you my name was Fagin.
God:Interesting explanation. I remember you told me your name was Fagin?
Me: OMG. You remember me? :D
God:What do you really want to ask me? Of course I remember you well Fagin. We were talking about OMG. Do you have any conditions I should know about?

God remembers me...talking about oh my God. XDXD.

Me: The desert.
God:Who told you that?
Me: Wouldn't you like to know?

After this, I'm afraid God lagged and froze.

Yes, so, if you need more chatlogs with God, then, please do ask.

-Dead Star; iGod's messenger on Earth.

Merreh Christmasses! :D

Yus, I made an effort to post today.

Yay for Christmas dinnahr. ;D.

OMGZTHATDRWHOEPISHODEWAZAWZ0M3333!!!1!!111!!!

I gots blue semi-acoustic guitar. It is loud. Yay :D

I hid under some wrapping paper for about ten minutes. With antlers on.

And got up too early. XD. -Glances at brother-

I tell you something else. The Hoosiers' 'The Trick to Life' is a bluddy amazing album. :D

That tree at Dunmail Park will scar small childrens for life.

It's about two metres tall; has a squirrel popping out of its head; has massive eyes that go side to side (I think); has massive lips that go 'omomomom'; and worst of all; sings carols.
Omg.

XD.

Srsly.
Yes.
I ran.
XD.

Anyway, from me, Happeh Christmas and a...Happy New Year! :D

-Dead Star; Rather full.

Arrr Fishmits.

Hai. :D.

Today is Christmas Eve eve*!
Frantic shoppy tiem. XD.
Lots of people buzzing around like...flies, snaffling away all the st00fz they can before't Tuesday.
Lolzors, Tuesday.
Tuesday?
Tuesday.

Chooossssdaiiiiirrry.

Choose dairy. What the hell? THE COWS HAVE ALLIED WITH MOSESNOOOOOOO. ONONOONONOONONOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOONONOONOO...oooOooOOoOoO...
Ooo..
o.
Oh.

Well that's just. Yay. Moses...damn...that...bluddy...MOLE!

Damn damn damn it.
Arhk.
Fishmits.

Moses will pay for this. o_o'
IN. SHOES.**
AHAHAHA.
HAAAA.
HHHH.
RRR.
G.
N.
Y.
Hahrgny. :D

Bluddy hell, two days. XDXD.

TWODAYZZWHATTTT?!!!!
Damn, I've still got tons to do.

Meh. XDXD.

You still herrreeee?
Hai.

-Dead Star; Now rushing off to find the wrapping papers.



* What will Adam say to that? :O
** Shoes = mole currenc- WHAT?! You didn't know that?!

Have Scampi For Christmas...

...NO WAI Young's!

I mean.

Scampi.
Lol.

Hai peoples. :D. Another request, so, I've got out my...keyboard and...mouse...and am writingtyping. Now.
Eth.
:D.

So. It's Mad Friday, drunken doomsday for all, pubs full of people outa work and downing the whole bar within an hour...Well, maybe that's a bit of an overstatement, but, jah never know. XD.

Bluddy freezing lolz, up in't north wesht. Lk, srsly.

I bought a new brush today, 'cos, I left mine at Charlotte's, XD. Which isn't amazingly suprising, I misplace stuff a lot. XD.

And my other one died trying to rescue Eleanor's waist-length hair on the Oktoberrrr Lightwatah Valleh trip, when Alice told her to take it out of the bobble and go on The Galleon ship thing...And it got stuck in this greasy thing* -_o. XD.

And I lost another one in school somewhere...That's what lending hairbrushes does to you. XD.

I also bought this new jackety thing, which is somethink I've been looking for for a while but only really found a couple of days ago and forgot about. Which, apparently, is the same one that Charlotte is getting. So? XD.

And my hair has been so very waveh today. XDXD.

And. XD. In searching for my jeans today, I woke up, went downstairs, and straight to the frig**.

Go figure?...XD.

So, merreh turkehmass, pplz.

-Dead Star; maybe not so Scroogeh. :D.


* No Eleanors were hurt in this advice from Alice. XD.
** Fridge. But. Frig. :D.

Mershe Krishkmashk!... :D

Yeah, well, that kinda sounds like 'Merry Christmas' in German*
Joyeux Noel. XD.
Or. Merreh Christmasses. :)

Yesh, I'm back, not that I really, ever went, but still...Mmmhm. XD. Post request, oh yeah, XD.
So...yes, Christmas time has almost come again, yayz :D. Broke up from school today, more yayz. XD. Went down town for the rest of the day, more yayz. XD.

Five days. XDXD. Lolz. Don't believe it. XD. CALENDAR LIES!...And...everything that tells the time!...That's quite a lot of things!...Yeah...!...!!!...!... Year's gone too fast. XD. It has, it really has, I say that every year about the year that...every is, and, it always seems to go faster the next year, but then, I can't really remember what that was like, 'cos, well, I don't see the need. XD.
Gawd it's been a long term. The holidays couldn't have come much slower.
Even though the year was fast...
...-TRYING-TO-UNDERSTAND-EXPLOSION-

Yeah. Boom. BOOM. OOOOOOM. OOOOOOOOMMOMOMOMMMMM...MOOM...Moom. XD.

Moon. :D It's getting dark quick, and when I get back from somewhere, I see moon, and moon is like: 'HAII'MTEHMOONNNandI'mallSHINEHandBRIGHT...EH!' So you see teh moon. And teh moon lights up the sky, and you can see all the 'ickle stars**... Astronomeh tiem. XD.

I is teh Scorpio. Rawr***. And quite clearly, on a few mints. :D

Mmhm. XD.
Lolz, Cattikinz got her upper ear lobe pierced today, with this, random green stud. It looks cool, but now, she's got a bright red ear, and apparently, it 'butches'. Awwz. XD. From this place called 'Kay's'**** in the middle of town somewhere...XD.

Charlotte spotted Skunk dragging Twissy into New Look, to buy tights, I say, and Skunk later confirmed that. XD.

Zoe's rather hard to buy presents for when Charlotte's being stubborn with money.

St. Nicholas' Gardens is a very strange place when Cameron's about*****.

Eleanor's piano rocks.

Eleanor's dog rocks.

Eleanor's dog is deaf, AND CANNOT HEAR YOU CAT. XD.

Cat isn't deaf.

Alice is.

I am.

XD.

Uhm.

I've run out of things to make lines for.

:D.

-Dead Star; Off school and on mints.



* Despite the fact, it's quite a bit off.
** Being stubborn and not moving...XD.
*** Scorpions do roar. Don't question my logic. >:O XD.
**** With prices for such stuff I found disturbingly cheap. £3.00 to get it done, I wouldn't trust it, myself.
***** Or, wherever Cameron is...o_O.

Shooten Star

Shooten Star

Base Tune: [D] ‘DFA’ [F] ‘DFA’ [A] ‘DFA’ Alterations as so, yeah, mm.rf.ff.f.

What if I said to you there’s a fallen star in the next field…?
Would you come and find it with me?
Hopping lightly over the fence that binds us to reality,
Come into the sky with me…

A darkened love song,
I can’t rewrite the light anymore,
How can I when you’re not here?
A darkened love song,
Tainted by your absence,
I can’t live when you’re not here.

What if I called to you from faraway…?
Would you start and try to reply?
Breaking free from these chains; gravity defies,
Come into the sky with me…

A darkened love song,
I can’t rewrite the light anymore,
How can I when you’re not here?
A darkened love song,
Tainted by your absence,
I can’t live when you’re not here.

We can be two shooting stars,
And blind all those below,
Show them what love holds us together,
And then they will know…

Ohh…oh…Where have you gone?
Ohh…oh…Where have I gone?
Ohh…oh…Where are we now?
Ohh…oh…Where have you gone?

I’ll light the beacons with the power from the sparks,
That still burn in my heart,
I’ll shield you from the debris,
That falls with this star.

And as we crash back down to earth,
I’ll look into your eyes,
Don’t fear, don’t fear the dark,
I’ll catch you in surprise.

A darkened love song,
I can’t rewrite the light anymore,
How can I when you’re not here?
A darkened love song,
Tainted by your absence,
I can’t live when you’re not here.

We are two shooting stars,
Blinding all those below,
Showing them the love that holds us together,
And now they know…

Original version – Everything reserved and all that jazz by Dead Star ©

In turkehy flavoured preservatives.

-Dead Star; Inspired and out there.

First of all, my apologies.

I have not written here for a while. Mmmhell.

Got a few things to say :). So bear with meh, plz.

'Kai.

Christmas time*. Decorations up in the middle of November for most people! Gonna put mine up tomorrow. Tree moves closer to the door every year. XD. Lots of tinsel to lose and wrap yourself in, enough baubles to make a house out of, yayz, OTT official! :D. After such a long, but quick year, it's kinda time to relax. When you're not rushed off your feet readying everything to relax...If you ready to relax...XD. I tend to fall asleep under a lump of stray wrapping paper and wake up at the words 'Christmas Dinner'. TURKAHHHYTIEM. :D

So, 'cos, jah...Mmm. XD.

School ends 12:30 on Wednesday; hop-home-grab-stuff-go-down-town-with-mates-find-the-rest-of-year-eight time. XD. Last lesson = Geography. Mmhm. Sounds... Great... XD. Like we do much in Geography anyway. XD.

Went to my nan's house near where I used to live on Friday, came back today (Saturday). Saw a shooting star. Oh yes I did. To my memory, that's the first one I've ever seen...Bought a Tektite today. 'It is these items that make the streak of light, lasting only a few brief moments in the night sky'. And I saw one. :D.

And god, I miss Khuros so much**. -Sigh-
Three days is way too long for me to bear.
I love you, Blair.

Mmm. Well, more news: Alice goes out with Thomas***. :P.

Within Temptation ARE Dutch (mmrf, sorreh Eleanor XD. What conversations you can have in a Science lesson).

And. I has written a new song. In...About half an hour (which is longer than it usually takes for me to get a draft). 'Could post it. If you wanted.
If you really, really wanted.
I'm yet to write out the whole keyboard tab, I'm afraid, yet it does exist.
REALLEH.

'Kai, I'll post it seperately. :).

For about five minutes, this is your...unscheduledly report. :P

-Dead Star; With a shooting star in her hand.



* Mistletoe and wine, stupid Cliff Richard's irritatinglycatchyrhyme...
** He's at a Maximo Park concert in Newcastles, hope it's cool, my love :).
*** You just knew I'd say that, Alish. :P

Notices on the back of the door you just walked through.

Yeah, now it's locked, sorry, oil no come. :D. You're stuck with me!

So. Yeah. Several things to say.

LOL STFU KIER MUDIE.
So, OfSTED report wasn't brilliant, but we didn't FAIL!!!1111!!¬!1
Stupid 'Education Reporter' of teh News and Star (which just sucks anyway). Say we fail? Ohhh, but you is wrongs! And this was released like, a day before us students get the report ourselves. Lol, false information + a bunch of angry top-set year 8 english students = SPAMYOURHEADOFFINAVERYINTELLECTUALWAY (unlike that).

Yeah, we just owned you, journalist with a stupid name that doesn't deserve to be repeated. Pfft.

So there.

And, me and Blair will have been together for two months on teh Wednesday :D (I love you so much, m'sugarplum. Yeah, sugarplums own. So do you. :D).

Futher note: Maths homework sucks at nine at night.
I cannot draw prisms or anything else.
:D.

-Dead Star; Purple-brained.

Request? Lol.

Yes, I'm posting mainly because teh CHARRRRlotte requested it.

GOMZGOMZGOMZHAYLEYISONTVVVVV!
Hayley owns your TVs.

'Kai?

Lol, today was a bit weird. I thinkIguessIknow.
Yeah.

Here comes the amazing adventures of me and Alice on one weird Saturday:

So, we've hung around with teh 'crewww' for about three hours (wrecking havoc in Woolworths by accidentally knocking boxes off wherever we went...), then when we got to the bandstand in the park, decided to stay there and smite people and leaves. Fun. :D. Especially when, if you danced on part of the stair, it made a drumming noise. :D. (That amused me for a constant five minutes). Then, we went up the hill of council flats, back down, back up, back down, saw a shifty-looking guy coming down flights of steps from the forest, immediately labled him a rapist, and ran off. LOL. XDXD. So, whilst we're hiding by an open garage, he's dissapeared, and we trundle back down the hill to a little shop, buy some chocolattte, and then meet up with peoples.
Yeah. :D.

Then, I met up with Blair and a couple of his mates and hung around town for a further hour. :D.

It don't half get dark quick now! Lol.
No yay, I looked like a hermit outside Morrisons, sitting in my trench and gloves near the trollies waiting to be picked up...XD.

Whataday. XD.

-Dead Star; Wanted for excessive lingering.

A Bulletin of a Friday.

Friday's are weird. I've had quite a bit buzzing around in my mind today.

So I'll put it here.

Oh, isn't this what blogs are for? :D.

Oh, please pull me back if I fall,
Steady my feet upon the ground,
Because I'm not yet airbourne,
No, I can't fly.
Yeah, little bird with strictly-kept wings,
Voice that only you can hear sing,
Same views on the same things,
Oh, I'm only just beginning.
Swaying to the side,
What do I want me to see?
That I'm my only real enemy?
Abyss of what has come and been,
Having to look twice at what I've seen.

I. Can't. Help. But. Write. Incessant. Lyrics!

Lol - Supermassive Black Hole is racist, y'gotta call it - Supermassive RAINBOW Hole.
Holes in a Rainbow. Well, that just defeats the purpose.

Ahh, nebula.
A Dead Star is a New Beginning.

I lay there in the dark, and I close my eyes...You saved me the day you came alive.

Oh, such inspiration exists when you're in love.

My crusader, oh, it didn't take you a legion to conquer my heart.

-Dead Star; Sending messages in messages

Stardussst!

Bluddy awesome film.
Oh jah, it is. XD.
Lololol. Michelle Pfifer ownz your goatmen.

Lk, srsly.

Really reccomended. The book owns too.
Also reccomended is 'The Golden Compass'. Stupid Americans, didn't 'The Amber Spyglass' work for them?
And 'The Spiderwick Chronicles'.

So. Yeah. 'Night o' songwriting and half-watching tellehvision.
XD.

-Dead Star; Kinda keeping up with movehs.

Hahaha, bloglol.

Feeling extremely random today.

WANNABUYALEMON?

LOLOLOLLOLLLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLL. -Twitch-

-Dead Star; Being dragged off by people in white jackets

Coffee Machines an' Kids in their Teens.

Indeed.
I now dislike the coffee machine at my local library.

God, it was heaving it down today! I've been in town...Since eleven, came back at. Five. Yeah. Six hours. XD. I was absolutely drenched. Stupid shoes. Need new shoes. These shoes let water in like sieves. But why would you wear sieves on your feet? I've probably tried that at one point. o_O.
Walked around Dixons (outside, literally around it) for about half an hour with Alish...After being outminded by teh coffeh machine.

Well. It never SAID to put a cup underneath it. So we just stood there, watching it drown the drainy-thing. Lolling. XD.

And ended up with half a hot chocolate.
Yay?

XD.

-Dead Star; Victim of Coffee Machine Abuse.

Ahahah. Baking a Hobbit

This is so my parody.

Hunger consumes
Need some real food
I'm picking up parts of takeaway again
You all assume
I'm safe here in my room
Unless I try to cook again

[Bridge:]
I don't want to be the one
The junk food always chooses
'Cause inside I realize
That the recipe book’s confused

[Chorus:]
I don't know what's worth cooking for
Or why I have to add cheese
I don't know why I have to grate
And chop and grill, I mean
I don't know how food got this way
It doesn’t taste alright
So I'm baking a hobbit
I'm baking the hobbit
With Chicken Tonight!

Chicken, my cure,
I tightly lock the door
I try to brew my broth again
Stomach hurts much more
Than anytime before
I had no Options left again

[Bridge:]
I don't want to be the one
The junk food always chooses
'Cause inside I realize
That the recipe book’s confused

[Chorus:]
I don't know what's worth cooking for
Or why I have to add cheese
I don't know why I have to grate
And chop and grill, I mean
I don't know how food got this way
It doesn’t taste alright
So I'm baking a hobbit
I'm baking the hobbit
With Chicken Tonight!

[Bridge:]
I'll slop it on the walls
'Cause I'm the one at fault
I'll never cook again
And this is how it ends

[Chorus:]
I don't know what's worth cooking for
Or why I have to add cheese
I don't know why I have to grate
And chop and grill, I mean
I don't know how food got this way
It doesn’t taste alright
So I'm baking a hobbit
I'm baking the hobbit
With Chicken Tonight!

Fin.

Yeah!
Dead Star; Parodiest of tomorrow.

It's so very cold in England.

Stupid British weather. I froze today because I couldn't find my jumper and was half-asleep. And our social area is 'shut' 'till tomorrow because of chavs and year 10s. -_-

So yeah, it's pretty damn cold.
-Shudders-

And dark! It's getting dark so quickly. It seems so long since last winter*.

-Goes and curls up in a corner near the radiator-

Meh.

-Dead Star; hated by weather everywhere.


*And it doesn't at the same time. T'is weird.

Lololol. It's mah birthday. XD.

I iz totally 13. XD.

All my mates ruuuulllee. Got that? ^^.
Heheheh -group pixel-hug-

'Went a-laser tagging today. Us lot, versus 'small children'. It's pretteh dark, XD. And there are many walls and unexpected dead-ends...You guessed it. CRASH! XDXD. They're really viscious, small childrens. They attack you with the actual guns. o_O. XD*. We so lost to them. LOLOL.
-Finds score sheet-

I was:
Blue - 12 (EXODUS**) Point Score - 28500
Game played: Solo Stun (Is that supposed to mean something? o_O)
Re-energised: 7 (uhk. Captionless for this.)
Laser shots: 608 (LOLOLOLOL.)
Hit ratio: 37.33% (To be approximate)

Hit Ratio
Highest: 48.2%
Lowest: 17.1%

Point scores:
Highest: 47500 (hell yeah!)
Lowest: -11900 (even BETTER! I own at getting hit. Woot.)

Lololol.

And then I wents skatings with my love Khuros (who, like, owns you all. Don't question that). And practically everybody else was under eight. O_o. Ahhh, more small childrens.

Thanks for everything, mah dah'lin ^^.

-Dead Star; LOZL. EXODUS.


* And Beckeh said that when she shot one in the head he vibrated. Hmm. XD.
** I'm called Exodus. BEAT THAT. Muhahaha.

Ahaha. Ahahaha. Ahah. Ah.

Aaaaaaaand this post has no title of great importance.
And isn't really worth reading.

But the rest of them are! Srsly, like.

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

I kind of sat there and tried to read that for about an hour.
T'is rather amusing. Puts the bible in one hell of a different perspective.
If you think like that.
Or it might just be BLASPHEMY!
To you.
And not to me.
Not to me at all.
To you, at all, maybe.
I don't know.
Look, now you've made me talk to myself.
You'll probably regret that.
I'm amazed you're still reading this.
You're STILL reading this.
Expecting something good to come of this?
Well, keep reading.
Come on.
Keep reading.
Still reading?
Good.
Well, I'll tell you a story then.
Or will I?
You want to hear a story?
Okay then.
Once upon a time, I found a little house.
Inside this house, there was a mouse.
But the mouse is irrelevant.
Hah, mouse.
Anyway.
And in this house with a mouse was a computer.
And this computer in the house with a mouse in it that was totally irrelevant to anything had a blog up on it.
And this blog read:
I took this idea from the big red button game. http://www.heavygames.com/bigredbutton/playgame.asp

You're still there? Hi.

-Dead Star; Finding and picking out irrelevant mice one by one.

Lol. A rant about nothing to rant about.

Gah, I'm bored.
I mean. I'm here, ranting about the fact I've nothing to rant about. I guess I could pick on the TehVeh listings, but that'd be boring. Because I'd be ranting about it DUE TO THE FACT it's boring.

But I can say I just got 9420 on Keane's 'Everybody's Changing'.
So now I'm happy. :D

Hmm. And also the fact that typing 'Google' into Google doesn't make the internet implode, it just comes up with the links to the Google website. Which I'm already on. The point IS?! XD.

Hi. We're just advertising our site on our site. Don't mind us.

Ahhh. Stupid tinterweb.

AND. My band of the month is officially Maximo Park. -Dissapears again-

That's all I have to say.

-Dead Star; Getting at Googal.

Ofsted. Lol.

My school has just had Ofsted around, Wednesday and today (Thursday).
After all that hype, I didn't get an inspector in any of my classes ONCE. XD.

Ahhh...And the gales today were immense. o_O. Had to do P.E. outside: hockey. Bluddy hell, our eyes were streaming!
No'fair. The weather hates me. XD.

-Dead Star; quite windswept.

I have a scarred and accident-prone nose. -_-

Indeed I do.

I mean. What luck do I have if I got hit by a 10p coin RIGHT ON MY NOSE when it was supposed to hit the person next to me?

I guess it could be worse.
-Shudders-

Stupid chavs. XD.

-Dead Star; suffered all through Art.

I am most definitely banned from Focus. O_o

Indeed I am.

Rather funny really, because me and Alice were having bamboo stick fights RIGHT BENEATH the cameras. And my other mates were being watched by a security guy in a bush.

We're missing tonnes, 'eh?

-Dead Star; Focus Bandit

What if I say you're not like the others, what if I say you're not just another one?

-Foo Fighters - The Pretender

AHAHAHA. I JUST EDITTED THIS.

Hallo. Hanging around town with my mates owns your llamas. I mean, having gone to Chester in half-term I couldn't be there to see the first sighting of the 'sexy shed' but I did today. We were there for about half an hour, in Focus'* garden section, in this shed, with colas**.

And then Alice locked me in a shed for a couple of minutes. I was trying to whack the door open with my 31p clearance broomstick*** from Wilkinsons but it didn't work.

Then she let me out. And we had bamboo stick fights.

Ahahah. We own your socks.

- Dead Star; rocks your socks.


* Which now I have learnt, we are banned from. LOL.
** You guessed it. Hypah :D. Not as bad as we were at the park that other day...On litres of 33p coke. >:D.
*** Yay for Halloween clearance!

This fortnight's bulletin.

Yeah, Singstar. Rocks, to be precise. I love it. XD. Been playing it for about two hours, me and my brother, and now both our throats kill.

Can YOU beat 8940 at Keane's 'Everybody's Changing'? Tell me if you can! I don't know if that's good or not. Heh.

Fridays are odd days. Just everything about Fridays. I don't know why Fridays are odd, they just are*.

Great. Want to know what? I've got THREE tests next week. A maths and geography one on Monday, a German one on Friday and the week after I've got a music one on Wednesday. Isn't that going to be fun? -Hyperlentivates-**

And my form love playing up in R.E..*** It brightens the lesson up, I guess, if not inseccant. So, here's what I learnt today****:
God is a box. And a mammoth. With a monobrow. And he 'exists', unlike a dodo.

German numbers are so overly massive.

Okay. Translation timmmmeee...(I guess it's revision, too.)

Ich habe am elften November Geburstag.
Or: mon anniversaire c'est onze novembre*****.

Heeh. :D. I'm thirteen a week on Sunday.

And this Sunday, me and my boyfriend (I love you so god damn much, my dah'lin!) will have gone out for a month. ^^.

November rawks.

- Dead Star, exists, unlike a dodo. And madly in love.

* OKAY?!
** Ohhhh, hyperlentivate is a word.
*** We're an odd bunch.
**** Don't read if you're easily offended with your thiestness...<_<
***** I think that's how it's said.

Re-Animatiooooon!

-Linkin Park album (remixes of Hybrid Theory tracks)

Guessss what I found in teh library! :D
Really old album, this. Old school Linkin Park remixes.
Woot.

Tomorrow's gonna rule. Going to a themey park, it's a two-and-a-half hour drive in a stuffy bus with some year nines, though.
But.
Who cares.
I've got Re-Animation on meh MP3 :D

~Dead Star, asterikless in a frenzy of franticness.

Fish Awareness Assosciation

(Well, you come up with a parody title for that!)

My science group are crazy. Today we were starting a topic on acids and alkalis and were talking about safety symbols (Irritant, Harmful) etc, and found the one, with a fish on it.

Precisely

It's got a fish on it. And a tree. And the fish is leaking black stuff.

I can't be wrong to come to the conclusion that the fish is CORROSIVE.

It's a dangerous matter, in safe* hands. Because we're utter professionals**.

We won't let them fishs claim you.

We are the F.A.A; Cleaning today's fish for a Better Tomorrow.

~Dead Star, F.A.A Cheif Executive

*Rubber-gloved
**And I lead it >:D

It's like a, whirlwind inside of my head...

-Linkin Park, Papercut

Hmm, anexity. Anexity's an odd one. Ties into Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, and many phobias (more specifically; claustrophobia, agraphobia etc.). And it's more a matter of self-confidence than anything, which tends to be both an inherited factor and impacted on via the environment.
And the people in the environment.
And everything else*.


Many things can crush or inflate a person's self-confidence, or ego.**
These things tend to occour during adolescence.
It's the time a being wants to start building up real status. Which is understandable.
People have different variations of fragility***. Some may be easily knocked, others as tough as diamonds****, and others have just been the wrong way up since they were born.

'Forgive and forget', is, as I feel, a ridiculous saying. People are like sponges; they absorb everything. Some things you can wring out. Some things remain embedded there forever, whatever you try to do...

~Dead Star - Physcologist of teh day


*Including seagulls. Bluddy seagulls. Homicidal seagulls.
**To be the size of Wembleh Stadium, or a back garden league.
***I don't care if it's not a word. I think it's a word. But I don't care.
****Or so they seem.

'Cos I'm breaking the habit, tonight...(or tomorrow, or maybe the day after...)

~ Linkin Park, Breaking the Habit*


I have many odd habits I should break.

Such as walking into walls and banisters,
Falling down things,
Falling up things,
Falling into things,
Falling at all,
Drinking 'drugged' orangeade from the local spar (30p for 330ml of pure e-numbers),
And speaking of camels and cacti.

I'll just go buy a stick now and live in the desert**.

With my camel.
Eating the cacti.
Then imploding due to being popped***.
And then the world comes to an end****.

>_>

<_<

>_<

~Dead Star; black and blue.

* Oooh, I gotta write that 'Baking the Hobbit' parody sometime
** And call myself Moses.
*** No camels were hurt in the making of this log entry. But, word of advise, don't feed camels cacti.
**** You never heard a thing.

Hmmph.

Because that REALLY worked.

Wow, the washing machine's exploding. *Start of journal*

>_O

That's about it. I'll try and find something, duckies.

~Dead Star; lost for rants.

I just want to let you know, all my rants and let them go...

-Muse, Easily.



Yup. I'm back. Again. Busy on many a thing.



I've decided it'd be easier for me to rant on a WEEKLY basis and not daily. On a Thursday (it is Thursday, isn't it?...). So check back (whoever bothers to read this) then.



So, this week I'm going to ramble on about Rhianna, British weather and storyline-less games.



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I don't really link my music tastes to the main UK music chart at all, but I do like it when some decent music earns its place there. Or good, sparkling new potential.



However, the 'queen of the charts' for the past ten or eleven weeks hasn't impressed me at all (or most of my friends). Rhianna with her insecant 'Umbrella'. Which is really, really ironic seeing as the weather in the UK's been ruddy dreadful. For the past month it's been raining the majority of the time. I don't like really hot days either, but that's just ridiculous. I mean; what's the song trying to put across? The same as all other pop music, really. "Come and kiss me and sleep with me because I'm so awesome and fit and pretty and neneneh". What's the point? I've heard it all before. Music with substance and meaning only really make me react positively. Ones that spark your imagination, ones that create a different picture in the mind of every person who hears it. Provoke emotion, maybe, even. So, don't go buying all the crap in that tops the charts forever, people, 'cos it's rarely good. But no, that would require a brain cell...



Which then leads me onto games without meanings. My brother tends to like them a lot...Just fighting and fighting and fighting again. There's nothing to follow, nothing to do, other than punch this computerised...I don't know...cheese. And the graphics tend to be HORRIBLE. They make my eyes go 'boom' (doesn't help when the ruddy sound they make wakes me up at seven in the morning 'cos he's up at five).



Hmmph. Okay. You've read this far so you deserve a treat:

Kirby ^_^. Drawn by DisasterKirby on his/her DeviantART page.

~Dead Star; rock owns rave music.

I'll see my school implode, we're getting out...

- Muse, Hysteria.


XD Outa school early today due to thunderstorms and stuff. Only school in the area to do so ^_^.

I was in my English class with my three mates that are in there with me and we were making these games (theirs a MCR Cluedo and ours a music trivia game) and we were told to stay in our classroom over break. Many people would have complained but we were fine, I guess. Was rather warm still, despite the rain and all that jazz, it was. And then we find school's closed ^_^ so there.


Well, I don't really know what to talk about...I'll just put some Muse trivia up. I have nothing better to do! So stop your complaining. Now.

-Dead Star; Muse wiki-articles is all she can memorize.



Muse Trivia (as promised)
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The three members of Muse (from left, Dom Howard - drums, Matt Bellamy - electric guitar, lead singer and pianist & Chris Wolstenholme - base, backing vocals) are from Stockport, Cambridge and Rotherham however the band originated in a small town called Teignmouth in Devon, when the boys were around fourteen.

They have had four studio albums (in chronological order: Showbiz, Origin of Symmetry, Absolution & Black Holes and Revelations) and one DVD soundtrack (Hullabaloo Soundtrack). However, the third studio album was maybe not as sucsessful as hoped in the US, originally to be released in 2001 along with the rest of the world, "but was eventually released in 2005 when Muse left Maverick Records. It was released after Absolution became succsessful in the US"

Muse started young and are still only in their late twenties (Matt 29 - June 9th 1978, Dom also 29 - 7th December 1977 and Chris 28 - December 2nd 1978).

Dom and Matt share the same middle name: James. Chris' middle name is Tony.

Matt's father, George Bellamy, was the rhythm guitarist in a band called The Tornadoes, the first English band to gain a US number one - 'Telstar'.

Matt was voted 18th best rock frontman recently in Kerrang magazine; 29th best guitarist in Total Guitar magazine's top 100 guitar players in the world.

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I could go on, but I'll spare you that torture.

So please please please, give us a post this time

Muse's cover of 'Please, Please, Please Let Me Get what I want'. So technically The Smiths wrote it...It's a very strange song.


"Lord knows, it would be the first time" in a while...




...Sorry people! I have found out I'm imaginary (and so are my readers so, it figures).




I've been prodding Wikipedia (with a spork >:D) of information whilst I was trying to find a name for a school in my story, and gave up when I found:I apologize. It's very small. But you can read it* if you look close enough...LOOK CLOSE ENOUGH DARN YOU!!!



Red spray paint *Beloved*



Anyhow, you're not getting anything sane from me today, I've been walking around my house using a broom like one of those little cane things that those people on stages dance with and singing a song about how I was having pie tonight (it was quieche, actually, but it rhymed with 'hi' so there).



...Yes.

I was.

It didn't spin me around very well, though, I nearly crashed into the wall.



OMGHH. NO ASTERIKS. NOT...ACCEPTABLE...*choke*



There we go. I've added another one in the sentence (or two, or three) above so this won't really apply anymore...I've just wasted five seconds of your life AND YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT BACK!

-Dead Star; changing Wikehpedia one word at a time.

* :O Wikipedia has left out some information... >:D nobody leaves out information on Muse...So here you go:



We can now rest in knowing I won't errupt for another three hours and thir... twenty-nine minutes.

I'm feeling rather ill; well it's a Crying Shame.

Sure is. I'm feeling pretty low at the mo'.



You might as well check it out; cheers me up. Okay, here's a song, as I still don't have anything decent to write about.


Muse's 'Crying Shame'*

I'm on half-term holiday anyway ^_^

This is the B-Side to...Supermassive Black Hole. Yeah. Great song.

*It's said this song wasn't put on Black Holes and Revelations due to The Rolling Stones having a song titled this on their album; oh well.

Dead Star; still ill. -_-.

And I'm feeling good

Sorry guys; still can't think of 'out. Anyhow, I thought I'd put another video on here; what a suprise!

Rose petals and megaphones, it could only be Muse.

By the way, ignore the scary people in the audience...Ahehh.




It's Muse's cover of Feeling Good. Originally made by two rather unknown composers; the song was made into a chart topper by singer Nina Simone. And then Muse altered it a little. Enjoy!

-Dead Star; can't play this song.

Futurism...W00t!

I'm afraid I couldn't think of anything over those two blank days; ramble block. Which is pretty hard to believe for me.

So, let your inhibitions go* and listen to this.

It'll have been nothing you've ever heard before; unless you've heard it before...Which I doubt you have.

Ehehehk.

-Dead Star; listening to B-Sides.


*Muse - Easily.

Starlight, I will be chasing a starlight...

...We had the B-Side, and now it's the single. This isn't the full song; but I feel the video's better than the one that is now associated with the song. And watch out for the flare gun ^^ So; here be

Starlight (Director's Cut)



-Dead Star; sticking with her instincts.

Easily one of the greatest B-Sides ever.

Muse - Easily.




-Dead Star; just owned YouTube.

Exhausting yourself just for people to see, what you want just ain't healthy.

- Muse, Citizen Erased (yeah, I know the parody title's corny...)

Anorexia.

It seems to be a competition between teenagers and young women to be the thinnest. I don't see what it really achieves; I'm that age and I think visable ribs and stickness-ness is just rather revolting. Curves own all, and they don't kill you!

Anyhow. There are an increasing library of documentaries on the subject; female journalists and peoples have been going on 'Size Zero' diets to try and achieve it in a very small period; and it was horrific what happened to them. Not only did they look bad, they felt it too; utterly drained. What image are new-age designers trying to promote? Next everything'll be brown with leaves sticking off it to go with it*!

Part of one of the documentaries I watched (as you've gathered, I watch a lot of these things. It's nightmarish what happens,) showed the journalist woman going to a modelling agent. It stated about the recent deaths of two models due to anorexia-related disorders; and yet, it seems the world doesn't care. They continue pushing girls thinner; and that's really just to fit in their clothes. I don't believe in being stick thin and I'm not afraid to admit I am not; as I was in New Look one day I had to get an item about three sizes bigger than what I should average at. It's ridiculous. Anyway, this agent dude said that even if a young girl who was very pretty came in, but she couldn't fit in the clothes, she'd be turned down.

It's ironic, no? Makes you wonder what goes through these people's heads.

And as the competition continues, there will be a smaller size. I mean; say you have a friend who's naturally thin, but that's because she's rather small. And you're rather tall; and not so naturally thin. Trying to make yourself like her will end up taking you to disasterous extremes; death being one of them.

In another documentary there was this special place set up for ghastly anorexic girls, to try and get them back on track with how they should be. One of those girls was TWELVE.

Please, heed my warning.

-Dead Star; DEFINITELY NOT anorexic.


*Yes, I mean a twig. You twig.





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If you've read this far, I believe you deserve a treat. To one of the greatest B-Sides in the world (yes, it's only a B-Side! I was shocked also) it's Muse with Easily!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU-d5vdrn2E

(Sorry, I haven't figured how to actually get it to work on the page; meh.)

There's no justice in the world, and there never was.

-Muse's 'Soldier's Poem'.

War*.

'War' can be used in several ways. Children or adults who've fallen out with someone may state they're 'at war' with them, encased in a constant agrument. This usually clears up without much problem. 'War' also relates to something that you hate that isn't really living; and thus you personify it through that. Say you're swamped in a load of coursework, you'd be 'at war' with it.

All of these end up relating to fighting though. And through fighting, there is bloodshed, death, destruction and dismay**. And big wars; world wars, really are just put down to a small disagreement that errupted into something historians would write about for years to come, something that those who lived through it could never forget, something that took life away from those who had to fight in it.

Sure, everybody wants their side to win. And yeah; they don't want to be humiliated. But at the end of the day, what difference does it make? Unless the losing side are now totally dominated by the victors; they'll come back again (take WW1- and then WW2 for example).

Religion*** causes wars also. If everybody just accepted the diversity that exsists in this (I'll say it again) corrupt world; half the deceased would not be so deceased, half the wars would never of occoured, half the world might never be poverty-ruled, half the marriages might still exist.

Anger, hatred, delusion**** and soulessness*****.

Just let's all be friends; but no.

Corrupt civilizations for years to come. What joy.

-Dead Star; wanting peace.

******









*Oh, we're having a jolly week, aren't we?
** Why do many horrid adjectives begin in 'd'? I was thinking of more but I didn't put them. Ruddy hell.
***I'm athiest; so I'm stating that kind of 'end religious war' thing more than anybody else probably would.
****There you go again! What did I say?
*****Yeah. I am listening to Muse's New Born.
******Why are there so many afternotes? No I am not swearing! I might though. I swear in my mind when in this subject. A place where nobody can hear me, a place where I am not ruled, a place I am free and a bit insane.

Because no-one really cares, they're just pretending.

EXACT lyrics from Muse's 'The Small Print'.

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Bullying. I appreciate it may be a tender subject for some of my non-existant readers, but I know how it feels. Trust me.

Anyhow.

Bullying is where you are targeted and either verbally or physically assualted. It may be because of a dissability, height, size or even mental ability*. Or some other reason. Or just because they're bored.

Bullying seems to be what a cold-hearted imbocile would do for enjoyment. Maybe it is. But there's other sides to it.

Whilst this child is being targeted, the bullies may have problems of their own. Problems at home; maybe their parents are alcaholics or take drugs, or are just plain agressive and abusive. Maybe there's not much money or they live in a crime-swamped area. Or maybe the child's been bullied themselves and have turned to getting back at people in order for it to go away from them.

Some cases end in suicide or attempted suicide.

It doesn't have to be like this. There is help, there is Childline and all that jazz; but some kids don't want to turn to anyone. They don't want to show it's getting to them. They don't tell anyone in fear of the bullying increasing.

And so they feel that nobody cares.

When that's not true at all.

-Dead Star; standing for the rights of others.

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* I got picked on because (don't think I'm being bigheaded, that's not what I'm promoting) I was clever. And they weren't.

I think I'm drowning...

Muse - Time is Running Out.

Okay, so the title's a little corny for what's going to follow. Let's say; I'm off putting anything logical at weekends on this. So instead, I thought I'd make you smile.

Okay, here goes...

BEFORE...

(Yeah. If you don't know who that is, go research Muse some more...It won't take you long from that.)

...AFTER...

^_^

Okay guys; I'll be back with something sane on Monday!

-Dead Star; Muse Messageboard lingarah.

Mario Game.

I didn't really know what to post today, I'm feeling kinda dead. So I'm giving you this little game instead.

Mario's Adventure 2 - Join Mario on another new adventure

Enjoy!

-Dead Star, online game addict.

That maths homework I copied from you, 'cos I never knew.

- Muse, Sing for Absolution (yeah, I changed it quite a bit this time, but hey.)

Okay. Education.

Primary Education.

I love the fact that Tony B (who'll be leaving 10 Downing Street soon) and all that politics jazz are promoting the 'education' bizz. But what has really been done about it?

I know, when I had my year 6 SATs booster sessions, because the mixed ability group was just that (I mean, vast differences) I never really learnt that more than I already knew.

And when I get to Secondary, I get asked if I know of something in Science.
'Miss never taught us science, sir. She didn't know 'out about it, sir.'

It's quite unnerving.

And yet, are there improvements? Somewhere along the system, is it really working? Are those special needs kiddies getting all the help they should? Or can schools just not provide it anymore?

But there is a light at the end of the tunnel.

(Ah-ahhhh!)

School councillors. Yeah. World from a la'l person's pointa-view. Through a child's eyes; their experiences can be very powerful, and more interactive than any adult's ever could be.

So maybe, maybe it might just work.

Maybe.

-Dead Star, ex-councillor of year three, four, and now in year eight.

It fuels the cars and pollutes the world; never will be Glorious

- Muse's Glorious.

Anyhow, yeah. Anybody with some remote intelligence lodged away in their skull would know that I'm on about petrol, and thus global warming.

Global warming...Yeah.

The ozone layer, on what we have depended on to sheild us from the true blazing irony of the sun for all so many years this mere planet has been in existance won't be able to hold up much longer.

Our torturing and overuse of all those garden gassy stuffs really is a matter now. We can't go flinging it around like confetti anymore.

Soon, if we don't stop, the sea level will increase and rise due to the melting of Antartica and the Artic, and swamp coasts of countries and continents.

And some of that may happen in many people's lifetime.

Especially mine.

I'm going to live my years through it, with so many others. And yet, we have no real power over what we can do to make what will be our world a much better place.

And so we watch, as it all dissapears before us.

Da-- you all...

-Dead Star, speaking on behalf of the new generation-

You left us far behind, so we all discard the race.

Yeah, that's the scariest thing I've seen all day, too.

For you n00bs that do not know where the title was from, it's from Hate this & I'll Love You - Muse. And as usual, I changed it a bit.

Anyhow...

You left us far behind, so we all discard the race.

Lozl. I'm a bit late for commenting on the London Marathon, no? I just watch it to see all those funkeh costumes running by...And those people behind the railings who look like they give a da--, lozl! Heheh, good times.

And then the random interviwer-persony-blobby-thingy just walks over from the sideline and starts talking to a dude dressed as a carrot, expecting a verbal essay from start to finish when the poor dude's face really fits in with his costume. Or he's addicted to suntanning booths. Or both.

Meh.

Anyhow...

My duck's rolling, on a m't'rway...

Lozail.

-Dead Star, listening to too many Weird Al parodies.

The live DVD that is: Hullabaloo

A must for all Muse fans or Music collectors, or just somebody who really wants to see a young band reaching their full potential.

Devon rockers Muse's first official live DVD, Hullabaloo (released after Origin of Symmetry and before Absolution) is well worth the watch. 90 minutes of pure stage performance (trust me, this'll show you where the Best Live Act awards come in) and 40 minute film of over that year.


Sorry, I tried to give you a link, but I'm [WORD] with HTML. Just go on HMV's website and tapper in 'Muse - Hullabaloo' in.

Do you know how many times I previewed this in trying to get it right?

About 8. Then I gave up.

-Dead Star, battling against the torture of HTML.

Pay, You will pay, You will pay a bit too much.

Yes! Issue about...

*Drumroll*

Internet/MMORPG subscriptions.

So, you're on your favourite MMORPG, when you think "am I missing something here?"

You look around to see some idiotic rich noob wearing [enter item here] and think "I want that!"

So, after a year or two of searching, you find not only will your poor character have to pay ingame money, but you'll have to pay a subscription too.

Say, £3.50 a month?

Nah, doesn't seem much, does it?

1 month = £3.50
2 months = £7.00
10 months = £35

That's £35.00 on a game subscription before even a year has gone.

Idiotic and useless.

Pay, you will pay, you will end up paying a hell of a lot.

-Dead Star, ex-Runescape membah.

I encourage your smiles, I expect you all try!

Good luck to all who shall be enduring their SATs/GSCEs or some other random exam of torture.

No pressure, 'ey?

And I hope you all pass them with flying colours (oooh, pwetty...) and then are free and happy and stuff.

And then can go back to the Bliss of freedom. Or get those 'ickle Bitesize Revision square-headed pirahnas to eat it for you O_o

-Dead Star, currently exam-less.

My soul is sucked into the supermassive INTERNET!!!

Yes. I seem to live a computerized lifestyle and that's how it stays.

"Oooh internet can't you hear me suffer?
Oooh internet can't you hear me moan?
You caught me on a lousy evening, and
How long before you give me my weekends back?"

Gawd I'm sad.

And addicted.

Whey.

Well, the internet's EDUCATIONAL, innit? Is it? Is it? IS IT?

Yeah, but is it healthy?

Scientist says "no".

-Dead Star, staying up 'till midnight waiting for an update.