Ahahah. Baking a Hobbit

This is so my parody.

Hunger consumes
Need some real food
I'm picking up parts of takeaway again
You all assume
I'm safe here in my room
Unless I try to cook again

[Bridge:]
I don't want to be the one
The junk food always chooses
'Cause inside I realize
That the recipe book’s confused

[Chorus:]
I don't know what's worth cooking for
Or why I have to add cheese
I don't know why I have to grate
And chop and grill, I mean
I don't know how food got this way
It doesn’t taste alright
So I'm baking a hobbit
I'm baking the hobbit
With Chicken Tonight!

Chicken, my cure,
I tightly lock the door
I try to brew my broth again
Stomach hurts much more
Than anytime before
I had no Options left again

[Bridge:]
I don't want to be the one
The junk food always chooses
'Cause inside I realize
That the recipe book’s confused

[Chorus:]
I don't know what's worth cooking for
Or why I have to add cheese
I don't know why I have to grate
And chop and grill, I mean
I don't know how food got this way
It doesn’t taste alright
So I'm baking a hobbit
I'm baking the hobbit
With Chicken Tonight!

[Bridge:]
I'll slop it on the walls
'Cause I'm the one at fault
I'll never cook again
And this is how it ends

[Chorus:]
I don't know what's worth cooking for
Or why I have to add cheese
I don't know why I have to grate
And chop and grill, I mean
I don't know how food got this way
It doesn’t taste alright
So I'm baking a hobbit
I'm baking the hobbit
With Chicken Tonight!

Fin.

Yeah!
Dead Star; Parodiest of tomorrow.