'Cos I'm breaking the habit, tonight...(or tomorrow, or maybe the day after...)

~ Linkin Park, Breaking the Habit*


I have many odd habits I should break.

Such as walking into walls and banisters,
Falling down things,
Falling up things,
Falling into things,
Falling at all,
Drinking 'drugged' orangeade from the local spar (30p for 330ml of pure e-numbers),
And speaking of camels and cacti.

I'll just go buy a stick now and live in the desert**.

With my camel.
Eating the cacti.
Then imploding due to being popped***.
And then the world comes to an end****.

>_>

<_<

>_<

~Dead Star; black and blue.

* Oooh, I gotta write that 'Baking the Hobbit' parody sometime
** And call myself Moses.
*** No camels were hurt in the making of this log entry. But, word of advise, don't feed camels cacti.
**** You never heard a thing.